DesertMedic66
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First time I got to realign a long bone. Poor lady. 91 years old, fell down and snapped her arm. No distal pulses and her arm was starting to go cyanotic.
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Epi-do
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Cool for you! Not so much for her, though....
DesertMedic66
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She didn't want any pain medications at all so we didn't call for ALS. No matter how much I told her it was going to hurt she said no.
fast65
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There's a puddle in the bay for some reason...and I've been splashing around in it for 5 minutes now...
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Just don't ask what fluid it is.
fast65
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Don't worry, I've splashed around in worse
bigbaldguy
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I bet it was the probie. They're like puppies, you practically have to put news paper down
fast65
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I bet it was the probie. They're like puppies, you practically have to put news paper down
It was probably my partner today; he spiked a bag earlier and left it running while he went to do something else, I found it after 100 cc's had drained out. That was in addition to the list of other "complications" he's had today.
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I totally forgot that it was a holiday today...
Mountain Res-Q
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Draft Executive Order sent to the "Powers That Be"... Now I just wait to see if anyone is smart enough to take advantage of everything I have handed them on a silver platter...
I have upwards of $30,000 in grant money and donations lined up in hardware and software for Incident Management and GIS. I have a College Professor trying to send me GIS Students and real-time tracking technology. I am meeting with a Park Service GIS Specialist this week to get some logistics in place. County GIS gave me massive amounts of data on EVERYTHING. A consulting firm is developing software specifically for us. I have lesson plans and training material ready so can instruct tomorrow if needed.
MY GOD... JUST SIGN THE DAMN ORDER!!!
Someone pass the Vodka...
I have upwards of $30,000 in grant money and donations lined up in hardware and software for Incident Management and GIS. I have a College Professor trying to send me GIS Students and real-time tracking technology. I am meeting with a Park Service GIS Specialist this week to get some logistics in place. County GIS gave me massive amounts of data on EVERYTHING. A consulting firm is developing software specifically for us. I have lesson plans and training material ready so can instruct tomorrow if needed.
MY GOD... JUST SIGN THE DAMN ORDER!!!
Someone pass the Vodka...
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Can't....fast65 is playing around in it.
DrankTheKoolaid
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I simply cannot watch a full episode of Americas Funniest Home Videos without cringing and walking away.
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Zamboni time!
Mountain Res-Q
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ffemt... are you contributing to the delinquency of a minor?
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I didn't make the puddle...
Mountain Res-Q
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At your age I thought that unknowingly "springing a leak" was just a fact of life... :unsure:
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fast65
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he has a valid point ffemt...however at this point in the night, I could use a puddle of vodka.
My partner is asking me to help him write his BLS transfer chart, and every time I point out a piece of information he should add he says "well, they told me I can leave that blank, and I haven't had a problem with it yet". Honestly, why ask for me to help if you're not taking my advice?
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It's not that difficult to write a chart...dude sounds like a ding dong.
fast65
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That'a putting it lightly...it's the same one I was telling you about last night