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First time I got to realign a long bone. Poor lady. 91 years old, fell down and snapped her arm. No distal pulses and her arm was starting to go cyanotic.
 
firefite said:
First time I got to realign a long bone. Poor lady. 91 years old, fell down and snapped her arm. No distal pulses and her arm was starting to go cyanotic.
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Cool for you! Not so much for her, though....
 
Epi-do said:
Cool for you! Not so much for her, though....
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She didn't want any pain medications at all so we didn't call for ALS. No matter how much I told her it was going to hurt she said no.
 
There's a puddle in the bay for some reason...and I've been splashing around in it for 5 minutes now...
 
fast65 said:
There's a puddle in the bay for some reason...and I've been splashing around in it for 5 minutes now...
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Just don't ask what fluid it is.
 
fast65 said:
There's a puddle in the bay for some reason...and I've been splashing around in it for 5 minutes now...
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I bet it was the probie. They're like puppies, you practically have to put news paper down :P
 
bigbaldguy said:
I bet it was the probie. They're like puppies, you practically have to put news paper down :P
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It was probably my partner today; he spiked a bag earlier and left it running while he went to do something else, I found it after 100 cc's had drained out. That was in addition to the list of other "complications" he's had today.
 
I totally forgot that it was a holiday today...
 
Draft Executive Order sent to the "Powers That Be"... Now I just wait to see if anyone is smart enough to take advantage of everything I have handed them on a silver platter...

I have upwards of $30,000 in grant money and donations lined up in hardware and software for Incident Management and GIS. I have a College Professor trying to send me GIS Students and real-time tracking technology. I am meeting with a Park Service GIS Specialist this week to get some logistics in place. County GIS gave me massive amounts of data on EVERYTHING. A consulting firm is developing software specifically for us. I have lesson plans and training material ready so can instruct tomorrow if needed.

MY GOD... JUST SIGN THE DAMN ORDER!!!

Someone pass the Vodka...
 
I simply cannot watch a full episode of Americas Funniest Home Videos without cringing and walking away.
 
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Mountain Res-Q said:
At your age I thought that unknowingly "springing a leak" was just a fact of life... :unsure:
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he has a valid point ffemt...however at this point in the night, I could use a puddle of vodka.

My partner is asking me to help him write his BLS transfer chart, and every time I point out a piece of information he should add he says "well, they told me I can leave that blank, and I haven't had a problem with it yet". Honestly, why ask for me to help if you're not taking my advice?
 
fast65 said:
he has a valid point ffemt...however at this point in the night, I could use a puddle of vodka.

My partner is asking me to help him write his BLS transfer chart, and every time I point out a piece of information he should add he says "well, they told me I can leave that blank, and I haven't had a problem with it yet". Honestly, why ask for me to help if you're not taking my advice?
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It's not that difficult to write a chart...dude sounds like a ding dong.
 
NVRob said:
It's not that difficult to write a chart...dude sounds like a ding dong.
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That'a putting it lightly...it's the same one I was telling you about last night
 
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