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Dumbest thing heard on the radio

Discussion in 'EMS Humor' started by HasTy, Feb 22, 2009.

  1. EMT Punter

    EMT Punter Forum Ride Along

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    Ambulance 0000 be in route to #### for a 14 yo male with powerful magnets clamped on penis. Be advised mother stated she could not get them off.
     
  2. Grimes

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    Looks like someone needs the jaws of life.

    ~80's porn beat~
     
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  3. AcadianExplorer1910

    AcadianExplorer1910 Forum Crew Member

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    we had a few psych patients do that
     
  4. cruiseforever

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    Code 2 to a pt. complaining twitching in their butt cheeks.
     
  5. Underoath87

    Underoath87 Forum Asst. Chief

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    I've always wondered what that "anal spasms" impression box was for in ePCR...
     
  6. RedAirplane

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    My first time overseeing a special event, I said something stupid:

    "Attention all teams, security is responding to report of a fight near the entrance, please shelter in place and return to base immediately. Standby for roll call. Team 1 ..."

    The question then became... should they shelter in place or return to base? :O
     
  7. jacollins95

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    Tired of this S***, Dispatch goes be advised ******* county units open mic.
     
  8. Jim37F

    Jim37F Forum Deputy Chief

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    Overheard this little gem of an exchange over the fire radio...
    [Engine company enroute to a public assist call]: "(Dispatch), Engine (XYZ), am I reading the text on this call correctly? There's a cat on the porch??"
    (Dispatch): "Engine XYZ, that's affirmative, caller is requesting fire department assistance"
    (Engine) "Uh, copy....is this like a lion or something??" (More than a little incredulousnes in the Captains voice)
    (Dispatch) "You're text just says 'cat'"
    (Engine)"...copy"
     
  9. StCEMT

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    Why does that even get dispatched? The only response to that should be "that's nice dear" *click*
     
  10. CALEMT

    CALEMT The Other Guy

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    Good ole LACo.
     
  11. dutemplar

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    The nice thing about Qatar,... I had left work and drove the other way about an hour before this.

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2016/mar/08/tiger-loose-on-qatar-highway-video

    The most amusing thing from home was politically incorrect. One chief placing the medic unit in service, no injuries, return the box. The medic keying up and advising they had double entrapment and requesting an expedite on the rescue as well as a helicopter. Chief telling County to standby... Medic requesting County for PSP to drug test the chief, "I think he's smoking crack."

    I was yelled at for saying that...
     
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  12. Adam Doll

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    This is more of a "did they really just say that" moment than funny.

    I had a dispatcher state and I quote "pt appears retarded". I couldn't imagine what this particular dispatcher was thinking but she isn't the brightest crown in the box either.
     
  13. Underoath87

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    Are crowns normally kept in boxes? I'd rather wear mine, or at least display it...
     
  14. Adam Doll

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    Wow total brain fart. crayon*
     
  15. Grimes

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    That or you spells it how youssays it. "Crown" works in some states :p
     
  16. NPO

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    "having a seizure, having trouble walking"

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