Dumbest thing heard on the radio

Is it possible to post audio file? I have a recording of a dispatch for PD to respond to an Osama sighting in Wallgreens.
 
TreySpooner65 said:
Is it possible to post audio file? I have a recording of a dispatch for PD to respond to an Osama sighting in Wallgreens.
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Upload it to youtube, then post it here. I would love to hear it!
 
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9_by9II85E[/YOUTUBE]
 
or the oh so popular CHP Merry Christmas:
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyPAYYN_TIw[/YOUTUBE]
 
TreySpooner65 said:
or the oh so popular CHP Merry Christmas:
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyPAYYN_TIw[/YOUTUBE]
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Reminds me of the APB for Santa here at midnight on Christmas....while one of our units was trying to get a patch to the hospital....
 
TreySpooner65 said:
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9_by9II85E[/YOUTUBE]
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Oh that's fantastic. I honestly don't know how some of the dispatchers air stuff like that without cracking up. I also like how long it takes the officers to respond cause you know they're sitting in their cars dying laughing.
 
Re: the Osama sighting and the dispatcher not cracking up....she sounds young enough that I can imagine her saying "Who? Oh yeah, that guy?...I thought he was, like, dead?" I swear, they get younger every year!:huh:
 
Hey now! You'd probably make fun of me too if you knew how young I am. :P
 
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Two weeks on the job, and this is what I get

Dispatch: Rescue 117?

Me: Rescue 117, go ahead.

Dispatch: Report to xxxx herpderp st, for 52 y/o male with uncontrollable bowel movements.

Me: ....Uncontrollable bowel movements?

Dispatch: You know...uh he has diarrhea, and he can't control it (in the background..."EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!")

Lord, we couldn't stop laughing lol.
 
Heard today at around 2030 for a crew that was set to go off duty at 2100

"4-5, call for you, (far away psych facility) going to (Er across the street from far away psych facility) page with further en-route."
"Medcom, 4-5, copy, en-route"

About five minutes passes:
"Medcom, 4-5"
"4-5, go ahead"
"4-5, still waiting on the page or the 'April fool's' "
 
Dispatcher "5417 your patient is a 26 y/o male that fell 10 feet off of a ****, deck!!!!"
 
"EMS, EMS, Medic 1 requested at 124 "Road in next county" for a man fallen"
We start looking over maps and finally call dispatch and the conversation goes like this
Medic 1, dispatch"
"Dispatch, go ahead"
"yea, dispatch, so directions to this call are, drive 80 miles south down 285, passing through Next Town on the way, driving right in front of Next County's EMS building, then turning left to "Road in NExt County"?"
"Dispatch, medic 1, that's affir... Er.... I guess I should pass this call on to NExt County EMS?"
"Medic 1, Thats probably a good idea. NExt time there's this wonderful invention called a map!"
 
jtpaintball70 said:
"EMS, EMS, Medic 1 requested at 124 "Road in next county" for a man fallen"
We start looking over maps and finally call dispatch and the conversation goes like this
Medic 1, dispatch"
"Dispatch, go ahead"
"yea, dispatch, so directions to this call are, drive 80 miles south down 285, passing through Next Town on the way, driving right in front of Next County's EMS building, then turning left to "Road in NExt County"?"
"Dispatch, medic 1, that's affir... Er.... I guess I should pass this call on to NExt County EMS?"
"Medic 1, Thats probably a good idea. NExt time there's this wonderful invention called a map!"
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Joke's on you, dispatchers can't read. :)

I am in rare form extending my April fools humor because I missed most of the day doing work.
 
the other day at work i heard
unit xx to dispatch
dispatch go ahead
unit xx - i think were on scene if you dont hear from us in like 10 minutes um send somebody
dispatch - (laughing in background) um 10-4 unit xx some what on scene
 
Still a student so not much good stuff but... my buddy and I got a laugh out of this.

Dispatch: Engine 22 respond to xx at yy
Engine 23: Engine 23 enroute
Dispatch: Negative Engine 23 call was for Engine 22
Engine 22: Got it Engine 22 staying back
Dispatch: No, engine 22 respond, not engine 23

...Jumbled mess of all three talking at the same time...

Dispatch: OK EVERYONE STOP. THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE TALKING ON MY LINE. LETS JUST ALL SHUT UP. Engine 22. Go. Engine 23. Stay... 2 - 3. Your staying. 2 -2. Your going. We clear?!!?


Had to be there but its was great, dispatch got so flustered we just rofled.
 
Definitely not the dumbest thing ever heard, but heard this the other day. "Medic B, Medic C, Medic D, Medic E..respond as backup for Medic A, Medic D and Medic E, let us know which one of you gets there first so we can cancel the other"
 
not dumb, just kind of funny
one of the emt's at our company messing around

emt: 0-7 to dispatch (loud and slurring voice)
dispatch: (sigh) go ahead 0-7
emt: zerooooo seven's mission is accomplished.. waiting for our next task sirrr
dispatch: ...thank you (name of emt)... standby..

it was funnier at the moment
 
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