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So did yall hear about the guy that was hit by a truck and lost his whole left side? he was all right :)
 
to MM2A: What isn't appropiate about a clean joke in a humor section?

It wasn't EMS related but I like to laugh and while at work I don't always talk about EMS.

So lighten up and laugh, if you can't laugh at anything else laugh at me; heaven knows my partners (new and old, past and present) do and did.
 
johnrsemt said:
to MM2A: What isn't appropiate about a clean joke in a humor section?

It wasn't EMS related but I like to laugh and while at work I don't always talk about EMS.

So lighten up and laugh, if you can't laugh at anything else laugh at me; heaven knows my partners (new and old, past and present) do and did.
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MM2A is a troll...
 
Confucius say man who run behind car get exhausted.
 
When you get toned out at 0300... (chuckles)
 
Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?

Surgeon: Only when you get my bill.
 
Stephanie. said:
Confucius say man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Confucius also say: Man who run in front of car get tired.


Sent from a small, handheld electronic device that somehow manages to consume vast amounts of my time. Also know as a smart phone.
 
EMT-23 said:
ladies...feel safe at night...sleep with an EMT...
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That wouldnt make me feel safe... i know the kind of whackerdoodles who work in ems.

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And its always those 0300 calls that are the oddest.
 
Sasha said:
That wouldnt make me feel safe... i know the kind of whackerdoodles who work in ems.
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this.


IRIDEZX6R said:
When you get toned out at 0300... (chuckles)
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When you get toned out 30 mins before shift change.


Not quite EMS humor, but the day I was on a clinical and the station chief sent a picture of himself eating the steak and eggs my EMT had made for himself for breakfast.... while we were on a call.
 
Do you know how a pig gets to the hospital?

In a "Ham"bulance. hahahahahahahah a

My grandkids fall for that one all the time.

Now one for the older kids here...

A guy goes to the ER, his complaint: "doctor, I have a small plastic horse, stuck in my rectum"
Doctor admits the guy to the hospital... say his condition is "stable"
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Have a great weekend.
 
Confucius say, "Man who fart in church sit in own pew"


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Motorcycle cop pulls lady gets pulled over for speeding.

Upon asking her for driver's license and insurance, the cop asked her what she did for a living. She replied, "I'm a rectum stretcher," to which the cop asks her what that is.

She explains to him that she gradually stretches the rectum through various techniques and sometimes can reach a size of 72 inches. The cop replies amazingly, "What on earth would you do with a 72 inch butthole?"

She replies, "Generally, you sit them on a motorcycle with a radar gun and tell them to write tickets." :cool:
 
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