Worst names for an ambulance service...

I saw "Integhearty Ambulance" at the VA yesterday, complete with cheesy graphics of an EKG strip surrounded by a heart.
 
Rescue Service International... which is, to the best of my knowledge, neither involved with "rescues" nor international.
 
JPINFV said:
Rescue Service International... which is, to the best of my knowledge, neither involved with "rescues" nor international.
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Founded by these guys?
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abckidsmom said:
I think anything that has "life" or "care" in it is just tired.

In our area we have LifeCare (stupid also because of the random capitalization), also Lifeline. There's a company called Forrest Ambulance, and to make sure they are keeping up with the caring people they lettered "We Care" in quotes in all four sides of the box
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We have LifeStar
 
Back in the late '80s, service out of Houston by the name of P&S Ambulance, some great people working for them but we would always kid them that P&S meant P*ss and S**t.
 
ATM Ambulance

Insurance Ambulance

or my personal favorite...

Life Ambulance, El Paso, TX.

Honorable mention to Soldier's EMS for tacky paint jobs and the my platoon's "Voodoo" name for their fearless defense of the snack table at the DFAC.
 
The name was mentioned a few posts back, but I still get a laugh from GEM ambulance. The slogan under the GEM title is "Going the extra mile..."

I think it should have another line that reads: "...Because that's how we bill..."
 
Saw this in NJ on the side of a rig...

Exceptional
Medical
Transport
 
Around the state here there's Able, Compassion Plus, Dedicated, Lifeguard, Operation Life, Personal Care, Prompt, and STAT. Of course there are plenty of Med-, Life-, and Care- services too.
 
This is a little off topic. but, Here in Jacksonville Florida there is a children's daycare called

"hands on children museum"
 
Get my paychecks from Community Care Ambulance Network. Abreviated as CCAN we refer to it as "CCAN'T", or Community Scare.
Physicians transport, Med star, Life care, Tri-county inhabit our area too.

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riders88 said:
Saw a service the other day called Touchwood EMS....
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I would expect something like that around Cardiff, Wales. Does the owner wear a large overcoat?
 
They have since changed but...... Pineapple Express, yes like the movie about weed.
 
I once managed a simulation lab that previous management wanted to give a very long winded name. Its initials spelled out "CASH ATM".

Really.
 
EMS123 said:
Saw this in NJ on the side of a rig...

Exceptional
Medical
Transport
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jemt said:
That company actually holds the BLS 911 contract for Atlantic City.
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And they have the largest non-hospital-based CCT program in South Jersey, too. Decent uniforms, and a fair bit of corporate pride.
 
This one is just plain funny. I think lawyers got involved for trademark infringement:

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