vodka tampons, "butt chugging" Teens stupid tricks to get drunk

[medic417]

http://www.kpho.com/story/15981315/teens-using-vodka-tampons-to-get-drunk

"What we're hearing about is teenagers utilizing tampons, soak them in vodka first before using them," Thomas said.

"It gets absorbed directly into the bloodstream. There's no barrier, there's no stomach acid to prevent it," Thomas said.

"I would expect it to absorb pretty quickly as well, because it's a very vascular structure," Quan told CBS 5.

"This is definitely not just girls," Thomas said. "Guys will also use it and they'll insert it into their rectums."


Rather than the traditional beer bong you'd find at a college party, kids are sticking the tube elsewhere to get wasted.

 

[crazycajun]

What kids today will do to get that extra buzz. Something new to start looking for and asking questions to the local college drunks.

 

[JPINFV]

I'll just leave this here...

 

[Handsome Robb]

Now I don't have a vagina but that seems like it would burn.

 

[JPINFV]

Now I don't have a vagina but that seems like it would burn.

...but vaginas are normally acidic.

/normal pH is around 4.0
//which helps prevents infection
///which is why douching regularly is a bad idea.

 

[foxfire]

Guess we have to start searching for a string in those two orfices when working a unconscious pt in that age group.

 

[JPINFV]

Just checking, does your friend experiment with bum rum?

 

[Sasha]

There was a news story not too long ago about kids soaking gummibears in vodka.

 

[crazycajun]

There was a news story not too long ago about kids soaking gummibears in vodka.

I worked a gummy bear call but this tampon thing is a new one.

 

[DV_EMT]

Have you heard about skittles? Kids are randomly raiding their parents med cabinents and dump them into a bowl at parties. Then they play some sort of game of probability and the loser has to rach into a bowl and ingest whatever random pills they grab. Its pretty dangerous

 

[Handsome Robb]

Have you heard about skittles? Kids are randomly raiding their parents med cabinents and dump them into a bowl at parties. Then they play some sort of game of probability and the loser has to rach into a bowl and ingest whatever random pills they grab. Its pretty dangerous

Pharm party! Never actually seen one but heard plenty about them. I have no clue who comes up with these ideas. Darwinism at its finest.

 

[DV_EMT]

Pharm party! Never actually seen one but heard plenty about them. I have no clue who comes up with these ideas. Darwinism at its finest.

Yeah... wait for the moron who takes daddy's viagra, mommys nitro, and some random persons Xanax and vicodin.... talk about a mess!

 

[foxfire]

Yeah... wait for the moron who takes daddy's viagra, mommys nitro, and some random persons Xanax and vicodin.... talk about a mess!

*Shakes head* wonder who came up with that idea?

 

[emt junkie]

I'll just leave this here...

Ok now thats just bad

 

[DV_EMT]

*Shakes head* wonder who came up with that idea?

Kids who dont understand pharmacodynamics.

 

[JPINFV]

Ok now thats just bad

You must be new here....

/Fresh meat...
//Am I not creepy enough, just the right amount of creep, or too creepy?

 

[EMSrush]

http://www.kpho.com/story/15981315/teens-using-vodka-tampons-to-get-drunk

"What we're hearing about is teenagers utilizing tampons, soak them in vodka first before using them," Thomas said.

"It gets absorbed directly into the bloodstream. There's no barrier, there's no stomach acid to prevent it," Thomas said.

They have the brains to concoct something like this, but can't pass their classes with a decent average. ...Really???

 

[JPINFV]

...grrr... and stomach acid doesn't work that way.

Now the mucoid lining on the other hand...

 

[EMSrush]

Butt chugging: Guaranteed to get you drunk off your a**.

 

[JPINFV]

Butt chugging, you're doing it wrong.