the 100% directionless thread

[Aidey]

It's fun to put the exact quote in the CC section. Even more fun is getting to use four letter words in quotes .

One of my favorites ever "I want my mommy" and "I'm not comfy"

Same pt, I couldn't pick which complaint I liked best.

The backstory is that it was a 7 yo psych in full restraints, with a spit hood and c-collar on. He never figured out what the spit hood was for, so it was full of spit by the time we got to the hospital.

 

[bigbaldguy]

Me at age 9. My aunts wedding. She just posted this on Facebook. I am the best bride ever. No hideous outfits for my wedding party.

I don't know what some people are thinking lol

Ahhh

 

[adamjh3]

Ahhh

I think the term you're looking for is "Awww"

"Ahhh" Just seems kinda creepy

 

[Medic Tim]

and for the 3rd time this month I am in Boston. Made it in less than 5 hours this time.

 

[Shishkabob]

I've done that also, on cancels where the "patient" wasn't the calling party and wanted nothing to do with us. They were never a patient, all we did was go out and confirm they weren't a patient.

Yup. If they don't receive care from me, I don't label them as "patient" in my narrative.


I also don't click "African American" in our ePCR, but instead write "Black" in the "Other" category. I don't care if no one ever reads it. ^_^

If it ever gets brought up in court, I'd reply "I don't know what continent they're from, so I can't click it. I don't falsify my reports" :lol:

 

[Anjel]

I think the term you're looking for is "Awww"

"Ahhh" Just seems kinda creepy

Just a little. Lol

 

[Handsome Robb]

I like calling them "complainant," "person," and "man" in my narrative and not "patient."

It doesn't accomplish much, but the passive aggressive in me is turned on. I try to avoid cop lingo like "subject."

We're supposed to call them "subject" per policy. Pisses me off when I write multiple RMAs at an accident and realize half way through I've been interchanging subject and patient...

 

[Epi-do]

Mmmm.....chocolate chip cookie dough....

 

[bigbaldguy]

Just a little. Lol

Ok how about "ahhh look how cute you were carrying around a 5 dollar bill for some reason"

Seriously though whats up with the cash did they have to bribe you for the photo?

 

[Anjel]

Ok how about "ahhh look how cute you were carrying around a 5 dollar bill for some reason"

Seriously though whats up with the cash did they have to bribe you for the photo?

Dollar dance lol and they had to pay me wear that dress

 

[usalsfyre]

How can dispatch assign us to a call for bariatric capability, cancel our lift assist because we have an intern, and then NOT have a weight on the patient. W....T....F....

 

[SSwain]

Just finished up with our internal audit here at work (I am one of the auditors)....I think I'd rather watch paint dry.
Why in hell did I EVER volunteer to do this?

 

[flhtci01]

Off to do PALS recert.

 

[Medic Tim]

Off to do PALS recert.

have fun with that

 

[bigbaldguy]

Off to do PALS recert.

Dumb question I'm sure but whats the GN in your title?

 

[Medic Tim]

Dumb question I'm sure but whats the GN in your title?

???graduate nurse???

 

[bigbaldguy]

???graduate nurse???

Generally normal?

 

[brbGallifrey]

Generally normal?

Well we know THAT isn't true.

 

[Anjel]

BDLS class tomorrow.

8 hrs of triage fun.

 

[Steam Engine]

Earl Grey Tea + binaural beats set to relaxing music = some of the most productive studying I've done in a long time. This is awesome.