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Transported a few scabies patients.

Patients with TB freak me out.

Just reviewed a chart where the facility "forgot" to mention the patient's SOB was due to being diagnosed with active TB.
 
Transported a few scabies patients.

Patients with TB freak me out.

I still going through TB hell. Tests every month.

And I have a cough right now. Thought for sure I was a goner.
 
What is this "Haircut" you speak of?

It's my new haircut. I will refrain from posting the YouTube video, due to language.

I swear, nobody bottles porters, not that I don't like Black Butte Porter from Deschutes Brewery, but I want to try something different.
 
What is this "Haircut" you speak of?

So right over your eyes there are those stripes of furry stuff. That's called "eyebrows." It's made of "hair." Some people have that stuff all over their scalp. It is a multi-billion-dollar industry, maintaining that.

Check into it. There is artificial hair called "wigs" if you want some.
 
Party on my Facebook?
 
I can haz dolphin?

Damn, got a new haircut, frickin sweet.

I got a new haircut and a massage for $15. I didn't realize haven was so easy to get in to
 
I love waiting on the scene of an "emergency" because the patient has to get her wig...

Your forgot my patient that had a chief complaint of "my weave got knocked loose" by an MVA...
 
I love writing the narrative for calls like that.
 
I love writing the narrative for calls like that.

I like calling them "complainant," "person," and "man" in my narrative and not "patient."

It doesn't accomplish much, but the passive aggressive in me is turned on. I try to avoid cop lingo like "subject."
 
I've done that also, on cancels where the "patient" wasn't the calling party and wanted nothing to do with us. They were never a patient, all we did was go out and confirm they weren't a patient.
 
Me at age 9. My aunts wedding. She just posted this on Facebook. I am the best bride ever. No hideous outfits for my wedding party.

I don't know what some people are thinking lol


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