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My browser says I got it.

So :p
 
I think we're supposed to have an EMS week barbecue on Saturday, but I'm working and it's two towns over, so I probably won't get anything.
 
Pt: I have the West Niles
Me: What makes you think you have West Nile?
Pt: I was bit by a mosquito 4 days ago
Me: And what makes you think you have West Nile?
Pt: They kept biting me all weekend
 
Linuss said:
Pt: I have the West Niles
Me: What makes you think you have West Nile?
Pt: I was bit by a mosquito 4 days ago
Me: And what makes you think you have West Nile?
Pt: They kept biting me all weekend
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That's hilarious dude!
 
Anjel1030 said:
My browser says I got it.

So :p
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Your browser is showing that you have the 26000 post that is still in this thread. chimpie was referring to the fact sasha got the actual 26000 post in this thread, including removed posts.
 
ffemt8978 said:
Your browser is showing that you have the 26000 post that is still in this thread. chimpie was referring to the fact sasha got the actual 26000 post in this thread, including removed posts.
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What do I win? A get out of ban free card maybe?
 
One of my Facebook posts got 256 comments last night.

Beat that.
 
I think that is the most replies I've ever seen on a facebook post that was not posted by a celebrity or politician.

Edit - I also think that it is up to 260 replies now.
 
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I'm going to procure a dolphin on Saturday
 
Sasha... I have got to "friend" you.:D

Just got a voice mail...my interview for a PT/paid Volunteer EMT that was scheduled for this afternoon has been canceled.
Damn... I was really looking forward to it.
Now I need to find some spare time to reschedule it in, and amongst, all the other things in my hectic life.
 
I just got a call from infection control. A patient I transported yesterday has scabies.

Ick. I mean, seriously...ICK!

I am so grossed out... I'm shuddering. :sad:
 
n7lxi said:
I just got a call from infection control. A patient I transported yesterday has scabies.

Ick. I mean, seriously...ICK!

I am so grossed out... I'm shuddering. :sad:
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Psh, I had a patient who had "The West Niles". Scabies ain't go crap on me!
 
n7lxi said:
I just got a call from infection control. A patient I transported yesterday has scabies.

Ick. I mean, seriously...ICK!

I am so grossed out... I'm shuddering. :sad:
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We transported a pt with them and my partner tweaked out. I thought he was going to have a seizure when I told him the symptoms didn't appear for 6 weeks and bleach wouldn't kill them.
 
Yeah, well... I have to do the cream and stuff. And the worst part was, it was supposed to be my partner's call. I took it because he had a headache.
 
Transported a few scabies patients.

Patients with TB freak me out.
 
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