the 100% directionless thread

Linuss said:
Yeah well us guys aren't as lucky.
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Just throw a 500 cc bag of NS in your breast pocket and you can totally find out what implants are like :P
 
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Cop: "Do you have any guns, knives or rocket launchers on you?" :rofl:
 
NVRob said:
Cop: "Do you have any guns, knives or rocket launchers on you?" :rofl:
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I've been asked that. Or they will ask about grenades. The best on was a cop asked me if I had any weapons, knives, guns, tanks or anti aircraft in my car.
 
Flightorbust said:
I've been asked that. Or they will ask about grenades. The best on was a cop asked me if I had any weapons, knives, guns, tanks or anti aircraft in my car.
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I once had a cop ask if I had any Chinese hookers in the car. I told him, "No, but there's the Vietnamese one in the backseat and the Thai one I keep next to the spare tire in case of emergencies." I've never seen someone snort so hard in my life.
 
fast65 said:
Just throw a 500 cc bag of NS in your breast pocket and you can totally find out what implants are like :P
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Well I see what you do in your spare time.
 
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Anjel1030 said:
Well I see what you do in your spare time.
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Well I was waiting for my partner to finish her chart yesterday, what else am I supposed to do in the ER? :P
 
I met someone with a squeakier voice than mine.

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I don't get the point of flu shots. Everytime I get one I always get sick. But yet if I skip a year without getting a flu shot then I don't get sick.
 
It's a crap shoot
 
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Sasha said:
I met someone with a squeakier voice than mine.

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Got a call back for my interview the other day. Signed hiring docs today, finally back with a 911 provider :) making 12/hr as a basic... oh happy day :)
 
Im seriously about to punch someone in their face maybe even their kidney.
 
Anjel1030 said:
Im seriously about to punch someone in their face maybe even their kidney.
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Go for the throat punch

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