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Got an interview tomorrow... Anyone ever worked dispatch for amr? Im trying to figure out what to expect?
 
IRIDEZX6R said:
:rofl: As far as the testing portion of the interview..
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"medic 106 post Mo 52. Wait nevermind I lied. Post Jefferson 50. Wait uhhhh..... How does Washington and 10 sound?"
 
"Tell me about a time you had to work with someone you disagreed with..."
 
Well, First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself....

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be this stoner kid. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big butt dog to work.

Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fraking day.


Anyway, I drive these jerks around in my van and we solve mysteries.
 
usalsfyre said:
So it looks as though I have secured employment in my quest to move from the rural wilds of East Texas to a larger metro area, and it appears my wife is making good progress as well.
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:D

Awesome! Now you have to move?
 
Gray said:
Well, First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself....

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be this stoner kid. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big butt dog to work.

Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fraking day.


Anyway, I drive these jerks around in my van and we solve mysteries.
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LMFAO You are aweome! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
Just checked out my nieces new ultrascope I got her for nursing school. Looks dorky as hell but you can hear crystal clear breath sounds through a shirt and comforter. I'm so getting one.
 
abckidsmom said:
:D

Awesome! Now you have to move?
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Yes, eventually. Right now I'll be staying with my mother-in-law on occasion, the commute from home is around 120 miles.

Next up? Trying to sell the house...
 
bigbaldguy said:
Just checked out my nieces new ultrascope I got her for nursing school. Looks dorky as hell but you can hear crystal clear breath sounds through a shirt and comforter. I'm so getting one.
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I've heard their awesome, guess I will have to try one out!
 
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