the 100% directionless thread

I should have stayed home this weekend. On my way home from the river an owl dive bombs my truck and takes out one of my offroad lights. :wacko:
 
Huh, just saw a video over at EMS1 of one of my old professors doing CPR on a bald eagle :P
 
MrBrown said:
Brown: Hmm, Brown is hungry
Mrs Brown: boy if you come to me and be like Kate, make me a sammich I'm gonna slap you
Brown: Um, so can Brown have something else ... thats not a sandwhich?
Mrs Brown: if you want a knife thrust into your chest, yes
Brown: Hmm ...

Brown is hungee and doesn't know what to do, when Brown called 111 they said they wouldn't help, um .... :unsure:
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The trick is to stab them before they stab you. Put a bakery in that oven!
 
saskvolunteer said:
Usually I'm a guy with a 100% military crewcut. Yesterday, we'll say in a moment of wisdom, I shaved it all off. Definitely different being bald..


Sent from my pencil and paper.
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EMBRACE IT! I've been shaving my head for a couple months now... I love it.
 
Asimurk said:
The trick is to stab them before they stab you. Put a bakery in that oven!
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Dude, thats not very funny, please do not refer to Mrs Brown like that

Brown is going to walk away now
 
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LucidResq said:
I forgot that the muffler on the lawnmower is hot. Now I have a lovely partial thickness burn across my entire palm.
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did that once lifting a lawnmower into the back of a truck. you have my heartfelt sympathy.
 
Apparently I knew more about vaginal hemorrhage than I thought. Because I PASSED THE NREMT I-85 TEST! w00t!!!

And that was after a full night of work including a double GSW to the head (he is amazingly still kicking), a vehicle rollover, and some other usual and routine stuff. Interspersed by about an hour of sleep, no food since yesterday at lunch time, about 6 cups of coffee and a swollen eye from a racketball game the other day. Ha ha! I figure if I can pass a (freaking stupid, written by Chinese men on crack and weed at the same time, oh and oops did I say that?) Pearson Vue test with that background leading up to it that medic school should be easy-pleasy-lemon-squeezy. (Ok, not really but still it sounds cool)

I don't know if I should celebrate with several hours of sleep or a big bowl of chocolate ice cream.

Hmmmm.....sleep is defiantly going to win this one.

Later folks!


Sent from a small, handheld electronic device that somehow manages to consume vast amounts of my time. Also know as a smart phone.
 
bigbaldguy said:
did that once lifting a lawnmower into the back of a truck. you have my heartfelt sympathy.
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Ahahaha!!! I have a scar to my inner left forearm from the EXACT same thing!! :D
 
lightsandsirens5 said:
Apparently I knew more about vaginal hemorrhage than I thought. Because I PASSED THE NREMT I-85 TEST! w00t!!!

And that was after a full night of work including a double GSW to the head (he is amazingly still kicking)
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Well done on passing your intermediate. Now go whoop some electronic tests behind to get a P after that T.

With head shots, I've heard, there's a 9% chance of survival. Don't ask me to back up where I heard it, don't recall. Not good enough odds for me, either way.
 
Dude you have five sisters, you should know a wee bit about vaginal haemorrhage by now :D

Good work mate, now stay away from Brown with that drip :P
 
Throw me in with the "lawn mower burn scars" crowd. I saw something shiny after my dad finished mowing the lawn when I was about three or four and just had to touch it. Scars on the palm of my left hand, to go with one of my earliest childhood memories :rofl:
 
Apparently, In my city, aminor, that is not emancipated can refuse transport
 
adamjh3 said:
Throw me in with the "lawn mower burn scars" crowd. I saw something shiny after my dad finished mowing the lawn when I was about three or four and just had to touch it. Scars on the palm of my left hand, to go with one of my earliest childhood memories :rofl:
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Rusty has one on his leg too. Dang lawnmowers! They're out to get us!
 
Somehow I missed a call from Galveston County EMS today :( They said something in there about testing, so I guess I need to call them back first thing in the morning :)
 
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