Are some of the people in the uHaul going to be found dead in a seedy motel bathtub full of ice and internal organs missing?
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Are some of the people in the uHaul going to be found dead in a seedy motel bathtub full of ice and internal organs missing?
TransportJockey
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I call dibs on a kidney! I could use the money from selling one of those... I mean... what?
NomadicMedic
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If things go according to plan.
NomadicMedic
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And they won't be found dead... They'll wake up to see a note that says "call 911, your kidney was removed."
Or something like that. I don't remember exactly what I wrote last time.
Or something like that. I don't remember exactly what I wrote last time.
NomadicMedic
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I certainly can't do it on the relo money alone. If I need to sell the occasional kidney so I can stay at a nice hotel, so be it. I mean, most people have two of 'em!
lightsandsirens5
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I hate that stupid nestle pure life water commercial. The one where the soccer kid is like "why don't we just drink water?"
What about salts and stuff???
Grrrrrrrrrr.......
What about salts and stuff???
Grrrrrrrrrr.......
mycrofft
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Just eat your veggies and meat.
Stop paying Nestle to run the world.
Stop paying Nestle to run the world.
Anjel
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This thread had me dying laughing at work for the last hour. lol
Only on EMTlife.
Only on EMTlife.
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Careful...there could be a kidney "donation" in your immediate future if you die at work.
NomadicMedic
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I'll swing by Michigan in a few days, on my way through, and pick up your kidney. Have your coworkers keep you cool till I get there.
Hot damn. I'll be able to afford the Hampton Inn! (they have waffles for breakfast!)
Hot damn. I'll be able to afford the Hampton Inn! (they have waffles for breakfast!)
Two more and you might be able to spring for a Hilton.
NomadicMedic
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Good point. Anjel, got any friends?
Shishkabob
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Can I trade my partner in for a newer model?
His old school "You call, we haul" mentality, mixed with "wanting easier protocols" is getting old.
His old school "You call, we haul" mentality, mixed with "wanting easier protocols" is getting old.
Anjel
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HotelCo is around here somewhere.....
TransportJockey
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How about a cocky, know-it-all intermediate?
Nope I got first dibs if you come here.
Shishkabob
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How about a cocky, know-it-all intermediate?
We'd be a good fit as my partner calls me a cocky, egotistical know-it-all Paragod who "has no respect for my elders in EMS" (All that over saying a journalist is stupid)
Funny thing? He's a Paramedic himself .... so I don't quite know where I could dis him as a Paramedic being better than a... Paramedic?
"You don't know what you're talking about, you're only a Paramedic, and I? Well, I'm a PARAMEDIC!!!"
JPINFV
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They got me... the CHP finally got me... 83 mph in a 70. :-(
NomadicMedic
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"You paramedics think you know everything!"
"yeah, but YOU'RE a paramedic, too."
"see! There you go again! Telling me I'm a paramedic. I know I'm a paramedic! Respect you elders!"
Face palm.
"yeah, but YOU'RE a paramedic, too."
"see! There you go again! Telling me I'm a paramedic. I know I'm a paramedic! Respect you elders!"
Face palm.