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usafmedic45 said:
you know you need to get your transcription girl's hearing checked when "dicrotic notch" is put down as "necrotic crotch". You can't make this stuff up....just overheard this in the elevator at work.
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hahahaha!
 
Anjel1030 said:
I want some pain killers :-( I hate the constant pain. Im not even moving and I want to scream.

I am shaking and freezing, throwing up whenever someone touches me, and starting to get a fever. I may be taking a trip to the doctor here soon.

Just because I'm an EMT. 22.5% burned lol
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Anjel! How long were you in the sun? That is not good at all you know! They say that even one sever sunburn significantly increases your risk of skin problems.

And it sounds like you are describing radiation poisoning actually. :-S :unsure:
 
grr. Opened up the package for my uniforms, and there are nice ink/marker stains on two of the four.
 
lightsandsirens5 said:
Anjel! How long were you in the sun? That is not good at all you know! They say that even one sever sunburn significantly increases your risk of skin problems.

And it sounds like you are describing radiation poisoning actually. :-S :unsure:
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I totally agree. Doctor time, dear.....
 
Anjel1030 said:
I want some pain killers :-( I hate the constant pain. Im not even moving and I want to scream.

I am shaking and freezing, throwing up whenever someone touches me, and starting to get a fever. I may be taking a trip to the doctor here soon.

Just because I'm an EMT. 22.5% burned lol
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:( That sounds horrible... Feel better soon Anjel!
 
Anjel1030 said:
I want some pain killers :-( I hate the constant pain. Im not even moving and I want to scream.

I am shaking and freezing, throwing up whenever someone touches me, and starting to get a fever. I may be taking a trip to the doctor here soon.

Just because I'm an EMT. 22.5% burned lol
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Healer heal thy self or better yet get to an ER asap!
 
HotelCo said:
grr. Opened up the package for my uniforms, and there are nice ink/marker stains on two of the four.
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ugh..that place is nothing but trouble.
 
We should revive the 12-lead thread, and throw some more PVCs at Tom to see if London Paramedics that slap people in the face to keep them dying can figure it out.
 
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lightsandsirens5 said:
Anjel! How long were you in the sun? That is not good at all you know! They say that even one sever sunburn significantly increases your risk of skin problems.

And it sounds like you are describing radiation poisoning actually. :-S :unsure:
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8 hours. At an amusement park.

I am in the process of trying to get someone to pick my shift up tomorrow, then I will be making a trip to the urgent care.

There is no way I could put on a work shirt tomorrow.
 
So... Just got back from a full afternoon of testing...
Written: Passed with an 88%
Practicals (Airway which included pedi and adult ETI, Vitals, LSB): Passed with 1 retest (I failed the damned vitals. Still trying to figure that one out)
PAT: Finished the course in the fastest time so far from this batch.
Interview: I thought it went well. But we shall see.
I will hear yes or no by Friday! Let's hope I get it! They start their academy process on July 18!
 
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Holy crap.

I went from severe pain to being able to put on a shirt.

All thanks to.....

VINEGAR!!!!!

Why didnt I listen to my mom last night
 
Anjel1030 said:
Holy crap.

I went from severe pain to being able to put on a shirt.

All thanks to.....

VINEGAR!!!!!

Why didnt I listen to my mom last night
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Yep, I knew that one worked from personal experience.
 
Linuss, I'll be stopping for lunch tomorrow near you. Toss me a fb message with your number if you might be free.
 
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Gah, I have work tomorrow!




Make a day of it and come to eastern Texas! My station is only 40 minutes from Dallas :P
 
Anjel1030 said:
Holy crap.

I went from severe pain to being able to put on a shirt.

All thanks to.....

VINEGAR!!!!!

Why didnt I listen to my mom last night
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That stuff is the best when it comes to sunburns.
 
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