the 100% directionless thread

medic417

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MrBrown

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It's a girl.

That was an interesting change of events for a Thursday afternoon.
 

Anjel

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medic417

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Sasha

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When I get old I'm going to be the eccentric old lady who decorates her house with glasse penises
 

foxfire

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ffemt8978

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Adding it all together, I think brown is saying he is a daddy.
But that is just a wild guess. :unsure::ph34r:
That would make your avatar very appropriate...:p
 

foxfire

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Which remark, mine or ffemt?
 

KempoEMT

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Job hunting sucks! More resumes and cover letters....
 

nemedic

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cautiously optimistic on the new job hunt. waiting on my background check to come through, then have physical, lift test, and drug screen, and i should be good to go.
 

DesertMedic66

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Hmmm ex GF texts me at 11:15pm. Do I respond? Yes "Don't bother texting me. The only way that I'm gonna talk to you is if you call 911 and I respond. Bye". Some may think that's a little harsh but after what she did it's not :p
 

Sasha

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I have kidney cramps. :-(
 

MrBrown

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Thank you to the POS homeless drug addict who hit Brown in the head several times and stole Brown's phone meaning Brown has to miss two days of work, get a new phone and go to Court, and for making Brown feel victimised, vulnerable and not wanting to leave the house.

Oh, thank you to the nice Police Officers from Section 2 of the Auckland Central General Duties Branch for arresting said useless POS homeless drug addict and taking him off the streets for a few hours.

Thanks also to the two nice Paramedics who gave Brown lots of paracetamol and ondansetron, after "... hey don't we know you?" :D

Brown: This has been a bad day

Paramedic: Yeah I can see why you would say that

<call for a cardiac arrest comes over the Ambulance radio>

Brown: I think that bloke is having a worse day

Paramedic: Yeah, you could say that, now get in the truck
 

Sasha

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Why didn't you hit him back
 
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