the 100% directionless thread

[bigbaldguy]

Im gonna throw up.

Ma'am is there any chance you could be pregnant?

 

[JPINFV]

Ma'am is there any chance you could be pregnant?

Areyousexuallyactiveonepartnerormanymenwomenorbothdoyouuseprotection.

There we go, social history partly done...

 

[mct601]

I need a smooth road for my two hour transport.

if you ride into my coverage area from now until 7am and call 911, you might be in luck. i've been told my transports are some of the smoothest, and even smoother when transporting priority 1.

Gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee.

Have you taken the time to pee on a stick lately?

 

[Anjel]

Last night the hotel I'm in has a wireless connection speed of .25 Mbs but today at this hotel I'm connected at 10+ Mbs gotta love Austin Texas. Hello HD Netflix!

aww man. no more morse code.

 

[ffemt8978]

Daylight come and me wanna go home...

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXVHITd1N4[/YOUTUBE]

For some reason, every time I hear that song, I think of that video.

 

[HotelCo]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXVHITd1N4[/YOUTUBE]

For some reason, every time I hear that song, I think of that video.

Where do you think I first heard that song? Lol. Great movie.

 

[Anjel]

Where do you think I first heard that song? Lol. Great movie.

Lol how have I never seen that?

I guess I'll have to watch it now.

 

[medicRob]

Lol how have I never seen that?

I guess I'll have to watch it now.

Umm... you have never seen Beetlejuice? What the hell?... every one has seen Beetlejuice!

 

[Sasha]

Ma'am is there any chance you could be pregnant?

Only if it's jesus.

Never fails, long distance transports I have to pee.

 

[Anjel]

Umm... you have never seen Beetlejuice? What the hell?... every one has seen Beetlejuice!

Well apparently not me. lol I swore I watched it once. But that doesnt look familiar at all.

 

[bigbaldguy]

Never fails, long distance transports I have to pee.

I'm the same way 30 minutes into any movie I see in a theater.

 

[rmabrey]

Only if it's jesus.

Never fails, long distance transports I have to pee.

I got my first LDT 2 weeks ago to St. Louis which is about 3 hours one way for us. Stupid me didnt pee before we left and I had to hold it the whole way

 

[Sasha]

I got my first LDT 2 weeks ago to St. Louis which is about 3 hours one way for us. Stupid me didnt pee before we left and I had to hold it the whole way

We only went about two hours, but I've gotten stuck on a five hour transport before.

I did play basketball with the sleeping student's open mouth and some cold french fries.

 

[ffemt8978]

I did play basketball with the sleeping student's open mouth and some cold french fries.

<<<<prepares for the onslaught of "how could you disrespect your patient or student that way" posts.

 

[Anjel]

<<<<< Prepares to watch the fun.

 

[Anjel]

<<<< is also trying to get to 500 posts lol

 

[rmabrey]

We only went about two hours, but I've gotten stuck on a five hour transport before.

I did play basketball with the sleeping student's open mouth and some cold french fries.

Im glad my Preceptors are nice

 

[Tommerag]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXVHITd1N4[/YOUTUBE]

For some reason, every time I hear that song, I think of that video.

Same here

 

[DesertMedic66]

We only went about two hours, but I've gotten stuck on a five hour transport before.

I did play basketball with the sleeping student's open mouth and some cold french fries.

How could you degrade a poor student by doing that?!?! haha

 

[DesertMedic66]

<<<< is also trying to get to 500 posts lol

im gonna beat you to 500 posts