the 100% directionless thread

bigbaldguy said:
I'm not trying this until you also tell me how to make him go away after he's summoned :) I can just picture him following me around my condo saying "don't eat that your too fat" and "turn off that TV and read a book" in his funny accent.

Oh also he would tell me I can't spell just because I use you're and your interchangeably :)
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Are you good with guns? Haha
 
firefite said:
Are you good with guns? Haha
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No need. Just say his real name three times and he disappears.






And he gave out his name in chat tonight....
 
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Bon-Tech said:
Also, how do you start an IV on a 96 yo Pt. with severe dementia, fragile veins, shaky arms and who appears to be flirting with you all at the same time?
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Oh I've done it. Throw in them trying to strip down to their birthday suit at the same time. ^_^
 
I love patients who say they need to be transported to a hospital even tho 2 RNs, 3 Medics, and 5 EMTs say it's not needed, along with her friends saying they will pull the car around and then take her to the hospital. A simple knee dislocation that already corrected its self with no swelling, intact PMSC, unremarkable. But nope she needed to be transported. So we have to call 911 and have a fire engine and ambulance sent to us code 3. So now she is going from having free services to having to pay for the ambulance ride and the hospital bills, which is going to be completely useless.
 
So there's been a bunch of dark chocolate bars sitting around in the fridge for a while, read: since last year, so in thinking of how to get rid of them there's a solution I think will work. I'mma melt down that chocolate, add in some milk, and stir until I have a consistency that works. Then I'mma get a bunch of strawberries and dip them in the chocolate mix and go nom nom nom until I move this weekend.
 
Oh dear God, what have I made... It was like instant happiness in a chocolate sauce of greatness. And I think I ate two or three dark chocolate bars in one sitting. Crap, I'm going to get even fatter from this.
 
Asimurk said:
So there's been a bunch of dark chocolate bars sitting around in the fridge for a while, read: since last year, so in thinking of how to get rid of them there's a solution I think will work. I'mma melt down that chocolate, add in some milk, and stir until I have a consistency that works. Then I'mma get a bunch of strawberries and dip them in the chocolate mix and go nom nom nom until I move this weekend.
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There is not much I wouldn't do in this world for chocolate covered strawberries.

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Anjel1030 said:
There is not much I wouldn't do in this world for chocolate covered strawberries.

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Get Sasha to taser me and I'll stop by and make the sauce. Just need a microwave at your location, I'll bring the spoon and bowl.
 
Asimurk said:
Get Sasha to taser me and I'll stop by and make the sauce. Just need a microwave at your location, I'll bring the spoon and bowl.
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hmm I will see what I can do.


Sasha... we need to talk.
 
Linuss said:
Hmmm... I'll be coming up to Oakland County sometime soon and putting that to the test
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don't forget the strawberries they are crappy here right now. :D
 
Brown is awake at 3am and cannot sleep

Mrs Brown just got up .... its a good thing Brown was already awake
 
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