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8jimi8 said:
Not sure if you want to eat a goat loaded /c a lethal dose of sodium pentobarbital...
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Good way to cure insomnia...
 
Fly, fly, there's a solution.

I need to learn to not get on FFEMT's bad side. Or maybe need to quit drinking so much. Haha.\
 
Asimurk said:
Fly, fly, there's a solution.

I need to learn to not get on FFEMT's bad side. Or maybe need to quit drinking so much. Haha.\
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That may be a good thing.
 
Got everything gone but the sambuca and wine. Once the sambuca is gone it is at least a three month drinking hiatus for me.
 
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(Funniest animated gif I have seen in a while)
 
No cl's online!

Parrrttayyyy
 
Does anyone know what it means to have a "cool belly?" It seems to be an idiom for some type of health issue, but I all I get in googling is stupid stuff about belly rings and belly dancers. :rolleyes:
 
LucidResq said:
Does anyone know what it means to have a "cool belly?" It seems to be an idiom for some type of health issue, but I all I get in googling is stupid stuff about belly rings and belly dancers. :rolleyes:
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any context?
 
Around here a "hot belly" is a euphemism for a probable surgical abdominal injury. So a "cool belly" might be the opposite?
 
So I just found out my daughter is going to have an adenoidectomy. Her second in three years. This sucks.
 
8jimi8 said:
any context?
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My biological father explaining family medical history.

"He has led an active life, and has lived near Buena Vista for 25 years. However, he has always had a cool belly, and related minor health issues for the past 10-15 years."
 
Just enrolled at the local community college, to turn my paramedic certification into an EMS associates. Probably can knock out some nursing pre-reqs at the same time. :)
 
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Just signed up and payed for my -I and -P program :)
 
Oi... I'm hoping this place turns around and hires some folks quick like. We're going to be down to 6 employees at this station very soon.
 
Replaced the word "meow" in the Meow Mix song with Brown, and he will appear if you sing it.
 
Asimurk said:
Replaced the word "meow" in the Meow Mix song with Brown, and he will appear if you sing it.
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I'm not trying this until you also tell me how to make him go away after he's summoned :) I can just picture him following me around my condo saying "don't eat that your too fat" and "turn off that TV and read a book" in his funny accent.

Oh also he would tell me I can't spell just because I use you're and your interchangeably :)
 
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Also, how do you start an IV on a 96 yo Pt. with severe dementia, fragile veins, shaky arms and who appears to be flirting with you all at the same time?
 
bigbaldguy said:
I'm not trying this until you also tell me how to make him go away after he's summoned :) I can just picture him following me around my condo saying "don't eat that your too fat" and "turn off that TV and read a book" in his funny accent.

Oh also he would tell me I can't spell just because I use you're and your interchangeably :)
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How to make Brown then go? Do you know the story of Rumplestiltskin, or however that is spelled?
 
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