the 100% directionless thread

ClarkKent said:
Just got back from seeing my Orthopedics Doc and he has to tell me that he wants to rebreak my arm, left side ulna bone. But he can't do the surgery until at least 6 weeks, he is that backed up. Then when I get home, I found out that I am being called into jury duty in the morning when I was going to be going out tonight with a buddy of mine that I have not seen in about 3 years. One top of that my girlfriend is freaking out.

What can I say but FML
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They'll excuse you if you sleep through it!! Go out anyway!
 
jtpaintball70 said:
Talking to the County EMS service in the county directly south of me (only 45 miles or so) went well. Need to send them some more paperwork and hopefully they'll get all the checks back sometime next week. That makes that one and the one just over hte border in NM that I'm waiting for bg check and a few other things before I can start PRN shifts at both places.

Plus P-school starts in 3 weeks :) I'm dying for class to start already
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Got the orange book yet?
 
Aprz said:
Got the orange book yet?
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Dubin's? Yep came in today. I'll be looking it over on shift tomorrow, since it's been a quiet few days at work according to the crews on duty today.
 
Simularities and differences between TSA and other professions that touch your special places.

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Brown dislikes the TSA mainly because they are largely unnecessary, inept, lazy, idiotic, corrupt and generally a waste of time, space and resources
 
MrBrown said:
Brown dislikes the TSA mainly because they are largely unnecessary, inept, lazy, idiotic, corrupt and generally a waste of time, space and resources
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LOL I know the feeling. I had to fly out to a job intervier a few times (they are paying for it so why not) and TSA (AKA gropers) are an F'en joke. I did not know this until after I RETURNED home (there and back) that I had a pocket knife in my backpack and they never saw it. They are a joke and a half

PS
If any one on this forum works for TSA (or knows any one that does) I mean no disrespect to you and or your friends, but the TSA that x-rayed my bags did not see this.
 
MrBrown said:
Brown dislikes the TSA mainly because they are largely unnecessary, inept, lazy, idiotic, corrupt and generally a waste of time, space and resources
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Sadly you cannot be a flying helicopter doctor and simultaneously on the no-fly list in the US...
 
8jimi8 said:
Sadly you cannot be a flying helicopter doctor and simultaneously on the no-fly list in the US...
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Captain Brown (CPL MEL ATPL(c)) is nowhere near the no-fly list infact you might just find Captain Brown on the flight deck .....
 
JPINFV said:
Simularities and differences between TSA and other professions that touch your special places.

IT5FP.jpg
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Um...the blue gloves are normally nitrile. Latex is cream colored (and if they dare come near me with cream colored gloves Imma kill someone. It will be self defense at that point).
 
I had the same thought about the gloves when I first saw it, but I didn't make it... Also, not all prostitutes have little training, but that's neither here nor there.
 
Getting irritated with Whirlpool. Running first prep load with my new washing machine to clean the manufacturing oils off and it doesn't look like any water is going into the machine. I'm getting told "well if the tablet doesn't dissolve run it on a normal cycle". Um...I just bought a brand new washing machine. The "clean washer" cycle should be working yes? I shouldn't have to pick an alternate cycle for a brand new machine. Jerks.
 
Sassafras said:
Getting irritated with Whirlpool. Running first prep load with my new washing machine to clean the manufacturing oils off and it doesn't look like any water is going into the machine. I'm getting told "well if the tablet doesn't dissolve run it on a normal cycle". Um...I just bought a brand new washing machine. The "clean washer" cycle should be working yes? I shouldn't have to pick an alternate cycle for a brand new machine. Jerks.
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Browns fridge is very edemaous, leaking lots of fluid and struggling to keep things frozen... Brown thinks his fridge has CHF

Perhaps your washer and Browns fridge came from the same plant or something?
 
It's quite possible Mr. Brown. We should send them to the Island of Unwanted Appliances.
 
My service sent us to a call an hour early, so I've been sitting in a waiting room for the past 45 minutes watching hockey... life is good.

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HotelCo said:
My service sent us to a call an hour early, so I've been sitting in a waiting room for the past 45 minutes watching hockey... life is good.

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People watch hockey?:o:blink:
 
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Ok I have been sitting in the Jury office and they have called no one to a court room yet, been waiting for over 7 hour. So I ask the clerk as to what is going on. They have over 100 people for just one case. Why can't I leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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