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Instead of a red hat, he's got a red patch. Hopefully they'll have some milk and cookies for you too!
 
We have a red helicopter does that count?

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Linuss said:
Working Christmas eve / Christmas morning: No one is allowed to get hurt for the next 48 hours....


But if you do, free Fentanyl for everyone!
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I wish my job were that fun. I'm stuck at the fast food joint working tonight, not the EMS job.
 
OMG Brown fell out of his chopper! Someone call another orange suit!
 
Took an ROSC code into the ER the other day. At one point a doc wanted to break the seal on the emergency airway cabinet, which has some sort of paper seal holding a bar in front of the drawers. They were asking if someone had scissors to cut the seal, at which point I swiftly ripped the bar off the cart, breaking the paper seal, and exclaimed, "thats the way we do it!".
 
Brown woke up today, ran downstairs and was confronted by Santa, he was hella pissed man, fat old bugger gave Brown a bill for years worth of apparently misappropriated gifts and lost income on unused coal.

Who told Santa on Brown?

*Brown suspiciously eyes Mrs Brown
 
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SO much for being 'on call' it's more like on duty last night and today. The duty crew has gotten call after call and we've fielded our share too. Oh well, on call till 0600, then 0600-1800 duty shift tomorrow.
 
After hearing so much about Dale Dubin's book, I decided to buy it about a week ago. Makes EKG's seem like coloring books.
 
Aprz said:
After hearing so much about Dale Dubin's book, I decided to buy it about a week ago. Makes EKG's seem like coloring books.
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I ordered it recently as well as a brush up before I start P-school in 3 weeks
 
I've had a fun shift so far. Nearest Lvl 2 didn't have neuro today so we had to call these guys out for a scene call to head to Lubbock.
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Yay for rollover MVCs
 
Linuss said:
I've had 3 rollover MVCs in the past 2 weeks...

All 3 had patients walking around on our arrival with minimal damage to the vehicles....
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THis patient was stuck and we had to get her out without FD assistance. That was fun
 
I think, although I might be wrong, that it's a Bell 407.
 
Aw man Brown needs to go to the teeth doctor....

*Brown looks around for somebody in an orange jumpsuit with "DENTIST" written on it
 
WVEmt said:
and a nice long chat with daddy about why the car is messed up:P

glad to hear your ok though. must be something about this time of year and accidents
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It must be, cause that is 3 of us now. Please everyone drive safe.
 
Finally worked my first shift after being cleared at my new job. As my welcome present, my truck was shut down, and both of us were shipped to other trucks that were short people.
 
A couple weeks back a blizzard went through Wisconsin. I made it an hour and a half to where I needed to be, got told the job was cancelled, and started home. I think I was driving for about half an hour before plowing into the ditch. While driving I kept asking myself, "Why am I not in the ditch yet?" Then I passed an SUV doing fifteen under (something I should have been doing), and then I thought, "Huh, I'm going into the ditch soon." And I did. durn ego

Drove straight in, seatbelt did it's thing, hung out for an hour while the tow truck came. Getting yelled at by the 911 dispatcher was fun. Cop was nice enough to not give me a ticket.
 
Got my kids a kitten for Christmas. He's locked in our bedroom because it's the only room we can keep our older cat out of until he has been tested for Feline AIDs and feline leukemia. He keeps pouncing my toes and won't let me sleep. Last night he took over my pillow. He's lucky he's cute. That's all I gotta say.
 
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