the 100% directionless thread

ffemt8978 said:
Ah, but 911 is my vollie gig. My paying job is reading people's emails and sniffing what they do on the internet. :P
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Oh so the you mean the New World Order had a recruitment drive? :D
 
I have a love/hate relationship with my local ED...

Love: We walk in and my favorite RN is singing this to the tune of 'O Christmas Tree'
*Oh drunken bum, oh drunken bum, how many beers have you had*

Hate: We walk in to the ED and the MD says this:
MD: When are you going to stop bringing me patients?
Me: When are you going to stop pretending to be a hospital and transferring all your patients?

Love: That that MD is my medical director and still trusts me, even if I am a smart *** :p
 
jtpaintball70 said:
I have a love/hate relationship with my local ED...

Love: We walk in and my favorite RN is singing this to the tune of 'O Christmas Tree'
*Oh drunken bum, oh drunken bum, how many beers have you had*

Hate: We walk in to the ED and the MD says this:
MD: When are you going to stop bringing me patients?
Me: When are you going to stop pretending to be a hospital and transferring all your patients?

Love: That that MD is my medical director and still trusts me, even if I am a smart *** :p
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Brown is in a love/hate relationship with his Clinical Standards Officer

Love: Discussing 12 lead ECGs and the importance of them
Hate: Going to a possible MI and being handed an unreadable 3 lead with so much wandering baseline and artifact it looks like somebody was sick on the ECG paper

Mrs Brown is also in a love/hate relationship with MrBrown .... although she would probably say its more hate until she gets that life insurance payout and adopts the girls ...
 
As I understand it, Skype is on the way back up. I read that it should be back by later tonight or tomorrow morning.
 
soooo, i just totaled my mustang. thank god for seat belts. no body was hurt thankfully.

and when i say totaled i mean the front of the car is in 1000 little peaces the engine is not where it is supposed to be :unsure:
 
socalmedic said:
soooo, i just totaled my mustang. thank god for seat belts. no body was hurt thankfully.

and when i say totaled i mean the front of the car is in 1000 little peaces the engine is not where it is supposed to be :unsure:
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It's a Mustang, it had it coming. :P
 
socalmedic said:
soooo, i just totaled my mustang. thank god for seat belts. no body was hurt thankfully.

and when i say totaled i mean the front of the car is in 1000 little peaces the engine is not where it is supposed to be :unsure:
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Glad you're okay.
 
EMTRyan232 said:
What did you hit?
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suburban turned left in front of me. 16 year old girl on a cell phone, she thought if she turned fast enough she would clear my lane before we met, she was wrong. the part i hate is she was able to drive it home, all she will need is a running board and some paint.
 
Well, better your car get totaled than you. Is her insurance company going to cover your car? I don't suppose anyone had a chat with the girl about remedial driving lessons? :sad:
 
socalmedic said:
suburban turned left in front of me. 16 year old girl on a cell phone, she thought if she turned fast enough she would clear my lane before we met, she was wrong. the part i hate is she was able to drive it home, all she will need is a running board and some paint.
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and a nice long chat with daddy about why the car is messed up:P

glad to hear your ok though. must be something about this time of year and accidents
 
So it was late one night and Brown n Oz were out and about in Medivac swanning out the sky in thier orange "DOCTOR" jumpsuits as appropriate ....

Looks clear Oz, sleigh at your one o'clock low now, keep coming down, bring the tail towards me, look out for Blitzen ... damn it, bloody Santa, can't he see that we are trying to land here!
 
MrBrown said:
So it was late one night and Brown n Oz were out and about in Medivac swanning out the sky in thier orange "DOCTOR" jumpsuits as appropriate ....

Looks clear Oz, sleigh at your one o'clock low now, keep coming down, bring the tail towards me, look out for Blitzen ... damn it, bloody Santa, can't he see that we are trying to land here!
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He can't see nuthing depending on Blitzen. Why'd he leave Rudolf home?
 
Have you seen my baseball???
 
Why the frank do colleges charge so much for books? I am taking psychology, sociology, human development, and pharmacology. I was thinking it would coast me like $200 bucks for all the books. When I went to the book store it ran me over $550 bucks for just four dam books. I am so glad that I did not buy them there, I found them online for just around $300 bucks. Why do college books stores charge a arm and a leg for books??
 
Why? Because they can...
 
I wish I was five years old again, and didn't have to care about a single damn thing. Somebody please just shoot me.
 
JJR512 said:
I wish I was five years old again, and didn't have to care about a single damn thing. Somebody please just shoot me.
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I know man, I know. I'll stand right next to you and they can shoot me right after they shoot you. Hows that sound?

Or the two of us could go fly a plane upside down through a barn.........:P
 
Working Christmas eve / Christmas morning: No one is allowed to get hurt for the next 48 hours....


But if you do, free Fentanyl for everyone!
 
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