the 100% directionless thread

Hockey said:
Why do 1st shifters always have to have their noses up managements butt? I remember why I went to 3rds :lol:
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Because you suck up to avoid the write ups. Duh. I love my night shifts, I only have to deal with the office people when I popped in to grab my truck and drug box. I dread when I have to go hunt down a drug box or monitor or stretcher because then I have to deal with the office peoples a little more :sad:

And the fact that we don't have enough equipment to stock every truck just ticks me off too, while the owners are talking about taking their private airplanes to the bahamas that weekend.:angry:
 
Endocrine final in less than an hour, then it's time to start cardio with everyone's favorite little orange book written by a plastic surgeon with a liking for child porn.
 
JPINFV said:
Endocrine final in less than an hour, then it's time to start cardio with everyone's favorite little orange book written by a plastic surgeon with a liking for child porn.
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The answer is Who is Dale Dubin. Tell me what I win JP.
 
So I weighed myself today and am HORRIFIED by what I saw. I am FINALLY motivated to lose this excess weight.
 
My kids almost needed boarded and collared after their idiotic rampage at Walmart today.


...someone had to put my cart away. I still have no dinner for tonight. Braggarts.
 
Going rafting in the morning, and somehow managed to convince mom and dad to go too. God help me.:ph34r:
 
Day off tomorrow. Is thankful.
 
JPINFV said:
Endocrine final in less than an hour, then it's time to start cardio with everyone's favorite little orange book written by a plastic surgeon with a liking for child porn.
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was it child porn or cocaine? did you know he gave away that 65 thunderbird he uses in an example?
 
Hehe... Cardio intro lecture in the morning, trap shooing in the afternoon...
 
Lifeguards For Life said:
was it child porn or cocaine? did you know he gave away that 65 thunderbird he uses in an example?
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I've read the story of the Thunderbird, however I'd be concerned if there were any stains on the seats.
 
At the dentist with a numb mouth. 6 fillings down by end of this third appointment. 9 to go and eesh three root canals. Why did I waitten years for the dentist in spite of no insurance?
 
will one of you professionals look at my cover letter in the employment forum. PLEASE
 
Already did, Jimi.






So, at a hypertensive emergency call the other night where I was essentially going to backup a BLS truck that had an EMT and an Intermediate, the I- cracked me up, as he was not all too happy at dispatch sending a medic.



I- "If I thought it was an ALS call I'd be running it and would have started an IV"

Me- "And what exactly would you have given with that IV, more fluid?"



(I's have pretty much no drugs aside from fluids and benadryl and epi for allergic reactions)
 
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