the 100% directionless thread

[Traumawaffles]

Just like the Kool aid man..

 

[Chewy20]

Yep. If the halligan is taken out, it's on.

 

[exodus]

2/2 calls that involved a forcible entry into the house. Felt proud that I was able to pick a lock with paper clips.

**** yesterday. A total of 3 hours of sleep, 13 PCR's, and got 20 minutes from blythe.

 

[StCEMT]

My reaction where there is an opiate OD on a tv show and I don't see narcan given. On the bright side, Flashpoint marathon on Netflix allll day. This sick thing aint all bad I suppose.

 

[NomadicMedic]

New favorite quote:

Not sure why everyone is off the rails when the answer is put it in the pooper. Put everything in the pooper when in doubt. Even the ET tube.

 

[StCEMT]

Do you inflate it too?

 

[MS Medic]

Do you inflate it too?

Speaking of kinky.

 

[MS Medic]

Recently found this photo again. One of my favorites as far as being dispatched for. Read the notes in the picture.

By the way, his Kung Fu wasn't as strong as that of the two SO deputies armed with tazers and semi-automatics.

 

[CALEMT]

Passenger compartment intrusion anyone?

 

[MS Medic]

Not sure why everyone is off the rails when the answer is put in the pooper. Put everything in the pooper when in doubt. Even the ET tube.

Does this mean we can attach a T-piece, start a neb, and blow smoke up their ***?

 

[DesertMedic66]

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Passenger compartment intrusion anyone?

Just a little bit here

 

[CALEMT]

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Just a little bit here

Yeah... just a little bit haha.

 

[Jim37F]

You sure? Kinda hard to tell there, maybe it's just a scratch caused by a parking lot shopping cart?

 

[COmedic17]

"Medic 2 dispatched to a private residence for a party who can't stop defecating."


I hate today.

 

[Jim37F]

I've been in this ER before, and the one company I'm testing at Tuesday serves the same area as well O.O

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/12/2...r-gun-in-hospital-emergency.html?intcmp=hpbt3

TORRANCE, Calif. – A man brought to a hospital after attacking police was shot to death by a Los Angeles officer in the emergency room after he swung a metal chair and grabbed for an officer's gun, authorities said.

 

[chaz90]

"Medic 2 dispatched to a private residence for a party who can't stop defecating."


I hate today.

I had a dispatch for "nuclear diarrhea" a couple months ago. I became convinced of the presence of a loving EMS God when BLS cancelled me before I arrived.

 

[Akulahawk]

I had a dispatch for "nuclear diarrhea" a couple months ago. I became convinced of the presence of a loving EMS God when BLS cancelled me before I arrived.

Some of our providers CT scan darned near everything... so I sometimes wonder if our diarrhea patients would end up glowing... including the diarrhea!

 

[NomadicMedic]

I built a smoker out of a flower pot and a hot plate today. I'm gettin' it hot now and I'm going to try it out...

 

[CALEMT]

I built a smoker out of a flower pot and a hot plate today. I'm gettin' it hot now and I'm going to try it out...

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MacGyver would be proud. I was about to brag about using a nasal cannula and a 4x4 to seal a leak in the windshield last night, but your MacGyver ingenuity is way cooler than mine.

 

[StCEMT]

I got to spend my last day of 21 at my home gun club that I have spent who knows how many days (full 24 hour periods) at over the years. Got to see some of the old guys I grew up shooting with. Was an awesome pre-birthday. Now to find a cute girl jumping out of a birthday cake!