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No worries.
the 100% directionless thread
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Traumawaffles
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My room mate just brought a chick over and I asked her some questions, she seemed alright until I asked what she did, "I'm an ambulance person, and drive the ambulance." -blink-
He doesn't really pick bright girls.
He doesn't really pick bright girls.
CodeBru1984
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But aren't we all just "ambulance people, who drive the ambulance?"
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Traumawaffles
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Shockingly I found out she was underage and lied about... well everything from having a job to buying her house and I guess crashing her invisible vehicle she never had. -blink-
CodeBru1984
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Some people... Facepalm.
Traumawaffles
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TransportJockey
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Well that's kinky
Traumawaffles
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I was so confused!
CodeBru1984
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Worked a 24 at one of our more remote stations last night. Almost got skunked out on that shift, had it not been for the one and only call at 20:30.
CALEMT
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Jim37F
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Dafuq? Just got a phone call that my caller id only identified as being from Texas, guy asks for "The owner of this cell phone number" I ask who it was and what was the call about, and after 20 seconds of just background noise and me asking "Hello? Hello?" they hang up 
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DesertMedic66
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2/2 calls that involved a forcible entry into the house. Felt proud that I was able to pick a lock with paper clips.
Seirende
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The degrees of separation between provider and patient can be unexpectedly few in a small town.
PotatoMedic
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Yeah for a funky cardiac patient to star the day and a trauma pt to end it!
This post is useless without pictures.
MS Medic
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There's a pic for you. This was a legitimate street sign.
Better man than I. I like breaking things.
DesertMedic66
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I got the lock on the handle but not the deadbolt. We gave up and tried breaking just the lock. The lock ended up breaking the K tool. Then we ended up breaking the door down.
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Halligan bar FTW... 8 1/2 pounds of f stuff up.