the 100% directionless thread

I need to get married or have a kid or something. These taxes are killing my paycheck.

Yeah I jokingly said that about 8 months ago.

My girlfriend is 7 months................
 
Lol maybe it's not a good idea I jokingly told my girlfriend that a month ago
 
Can I borrow one? Hahaha

This is slightly related and stolen off of reddit. It's titled: First Day of School!

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So...our MD is changing. Got an email saying our current MD no longer works for us starting today so our assistant MD is taking over until they can do interviews.

Word on the street is progressive changes are coming!! :D

There's a few docs on here that should apply :p
 
One of the firefighters on our last call asked me what I wanted to do with the pt.

That was just so odd to me. It's nice to have your opinion matter, and to be the one calling the shots.
 
400 pound code. Hoarder house. Ugh.

Great start to the morning.

"I see lividity! There, under that box! No, the other one!"

By the time they catch on, you'll have full-blown decomposition.

On a serious note, can you call for orders on that immediately? Its not like compressions are going to be even remotely effective...
 
We called it pretty quickly. Bystander and BLS CPR was underway when I got there. IO and Epi and then we called.
 
Mayonnaise is a nasty and horrible creation. That is all.
 
Pretty sure I was bordering on heat stroke today... Fell out in the last two miles of my ride. Never been that bad off before... :unsure:
 
We called it pretty quickly. Bystander and BLS CPR was underway when I got there. IO and Epi and then we called.

Bystander? The dust-bunnies were doing CPR?
 
I really hate mayo. The only time I can stand it is with potato salad.

I can't handle any of it, at all, in anything. Salad dressing, potato salad, tuna, or anything I even think it's in. I could be starting on a desert island and I'd turn down a sandwich if it had mayo on it.
 
Soo glad I'm not at work today. All of our radios are down.

I can only stand a very very small amount of mayo. Mustard is the devil
 
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