the 100% directionless thread

DesertEMT66 said:
If you start to glow, it's too late?
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That's only at the awareness level. According to the text, at the operations and technician level you should send PD in first and evaluate how much they glow. No glow, you go.
 
Our nursing home patient, as we roll him into the ER:

Nurse: why did you fall?
Little old man: I've been drinking and I'm drunk as hell.

Interesting dude...
 
Wheel said:
Our nursing home patient, as we roll him into the ER:

Nurse: why did you fall?
Little old man: I've been drinking and I'm drunk as hell.

Interesting dude...
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At least he's honest ^_^
 
I did amazing on my practical final!!!!!

We were doing a practice scenario before the real thing. Teacher said I aced it and he didn't see why I should have to do it twice when I got 100% the first time.

I feel awesome.

/bragging
 
It's raining outside we decided to do some crafts.

Beer capped coffee table? I didn't realize we had so many! Brooklyn just wants to play with all of them though so that's making life difficult.

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There should be a law against firefighters being allowed to write books :glare: Every one of these books (including the four I had to read last year) are written so terribly that it literally gives me a headache trying to understand what they're trying to say. I guess editors are too pricey? Hell, they could've just given it to a 5th grader and asked them to correct it- would've made for a drastic improvement :mad:
 
That doesn't really make me all warm and fuzzy inside considering what I might have to be reading soon...
 
Excuse me but I'd like to make a formal complaint. A recent thread was locked and I didn't get to post in it. :ph34r:


Poetic, is this a hazmat book?
 
The one that I have open right now is indeed a hazmat book. I've got two others on different subjects that are written equally poorly.
 
Tonight's new hire looks like a short Sofia Vergara. With the accent to go with it.

And she knows her stuff. It's gonna be a good night lol
 
Anjel said:
I did amazing on my practical final!!!!!

We were doing a practice scenario before the real thing. Teacher said I aced it and he didn't see why I should have to do it twice when I got 100% the first time.

I feel awesome.

/bragging
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That's awesome, congrats!
 
I need to find a new way to describe how I come up with some of my knitting projects. Apparently I'm no longer allowed to use the phrase "Off the top of my head" to describe how I came up with my hats.:rolleyes:
 
First firehouse meal, success!!
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Achilles said:
Wow must be a prettyquiet night for you to make that! :D
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The fire crew had to finish it for me while we went and did a refusal along way away. As soon as we sit down...back out on suicide attempt. Cancelled enroute and now I eat!
 
CritterNurse said:
I need to find a new way to describe how I come up with some of my knitting projects. Apparently I'm no longer allowed to use the phrase "Off the top of my head" to describe how I came up with my hats.:rolleyes:
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You could always tell people that the idea suddenly came to you, and you just knew it was a no brainer! :rofl:
 
Achilles said:
Wow must be a prettyquiet night for you to make that! :D
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Yea man. I just finished my first meal of the day.

Showed up, did shift change, put bacon in pan, go post.

Come back from post, start smoker to hopefully smoke some dead pig for dinner, go post, then go on wait and return LDT.

Come back, smoker is long cold. Try the bacon and eggs thing again, tones.

Finally get back to station, slice up the pig backstrap into think steaks and quick sear it in the pan. FINALLY get to eat.

Now: posted again.
 
Wtf!!!

So my wife's purse and bag was stolen off her unit, 15ft in front of the station while they were making crew change tonight. I swear some people. And I really doubt this was random.
 
lightsandsirens5 said:
Yea man. I just finished my first meal of the day.

Showed up, did shift change, put bacon in pan, go post.

Come back from post, start smoker to hopefully smoke some dead pig for dinner, go post, then go on wait and return LDT.

Come back, smoker is long cold. Try the bacon and eggs thing again, tones.

Finally get back to station, slice up the pig backstrap into think steaks and quick sear it in the pan. FINALLY get to eat.

Now: posted again.
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You guys should get everyone to pitch in 20 bucks for one of these: http://www.walmart.com/ip/9720692?w...79361110&wl4=&wl5=pla&wl6=38840471590&veh=sem

It has a timer and a warmer (afaik) so if you get a call when it's almost done it stays warm until you get back.
 
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