the 100% directionless thread

Hey, I have some of those shirts, they're really nice... Lol ;)
 
Akulahawk said:
They're going to be the tie-downs... ;) all flowing 15LPM.
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Great minds think alike.

So this is the :censored::censored::censored::censored: that pops up on my FB feed from my coworkers...not going to ask where or how he found it...NSFW





















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Trashtruck said:
We gotta add some spice and color to this place once in a while!
I get em, too. Don't sweat it.
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If getting infractions was a hockey game I'd have three hat tricks, + 2 :P
And I would have had a 2 minute penalty
 
Robb said:
Great minds think alike.

So this is the :censored::censored::censored::censored: that pops up on my FB feed from my coworkers...not going to ask where or how he found it...NSFW





















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Perfectly safe for my work. Also... meh... we did our first rectals on standardized patients.

Also... what what... in the butt...
 
JPINFV said:
Ahh, the good old Roll With It campaign brought to us by the fine people in Pennsylvania. ...and we wonder why so many EMS prospectives are knuckle dragging buffoons.
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My disdain has grown exponentially now that I realize this is actually real. A government organization sponsored this? It just creeps me out how closely they've approximated my average shift in that promo video.
 
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Man, I really hate people who don't just tell it like it is; you know, like people who will spring something on you and claim that they told you about it or whatever, or people who run off and tell other people about you but won't tell you, like damn, grow some balls and harden up.

I have a bigger set of balls than some of the guys, sheesh!
 
Clare said:
Man, I really hate people who don't just tell it like it is; you know, like people who will spring something on you and claim that they told you about it or whatever, or people who run off and tell other people about you but won't tell you, like damn, grow some balls and harden up.

I have a bigger set of balls than some of the guys, sheesh!
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That might be a serious medical condition, hope it's not a tumor o.o
 
Hunter said:
That might be a serious medical condition, hope it's not a tumor o.o
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Figuratively speaking ....

Aidey said:
So, if anyone has a galaxy S3 and manages to break the screen, replacing it isn't too hard if you are comfortable taking a heat gun and razor blade to your phone.
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I paid some Asian guy off the internet $200 to fix the screen on my $300 phone, which interestingly enough made the $200 I save by ordering it online rather than in-store kinda null and void.

Speaking of phones, I kinda want the Sony Xpreria Z now, that looks so badass :D
 
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Oops, double post, never mind, silly me, dang internet!
 
Nothing like getting pulled out of bed at 3:30 AM for an emergent SOB (get your mind out of the gutter: shortness of breath, not son of a :censored::censored:) only to arrive and have the patient decide to refuse treatment/transport. And justifiably so - there was nothing wrong w/ said patient.

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MrJones said:
Nothing like getting pulled out of bed at 3:30 AM for an emergent SOB (get your mind out of the gutter: shortness of breath, not son of a :censored::censored:) only to arrive and have the patient decide to refuse treatment/transport. And justifiably so - there was nothing wrong w/ said patient.

:angry:
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Are you new at this?
 
MrJones said:
Nothing like getting pulled out of bed at 3:30 AM for an emergent SOB (get your mind out of the gutter: shortness of breath, not son of a :censored::censored:) only to arrive and have the patient decide to refuse treatment/transport. And justifiably so - there was nothing wrong w/ said patient.

:angry:
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Hahaha! I had somebody the other day who looked rather perturbed when they saw "SOB", I had to explain it meant "short of breath" :D

Your story simply reinforces my belief that people have lost all coping ability whatsoever including with minor medical complaints and almost exclusively default to calling an ambulance for things that 10-20 years ago would never have been called for.
 
Its hard to be a real bad gangster, covered in tats and scars.
When your cheek tats look like rainbows and your hands like groovy 70s writing. Great artist for South Side Crip Equestria.
Dont get mad at me that you have a headache, blame your pancreas.
I am sure that your friends of commendable diversity will still include you in their plans, just bring a hard candy.

Diabetes: Making hard men sweet for years :).
 
MrJones said:
Nothing like getting pulled out of bed at 3:30 AM for an emergent SOB (get your mind out of the gutter: shortness of breath, not son of a :censored::censored:) only to arrive and have the patient decide to refuse treatment/transport. And justifiably so - there was nothing wrong w/ said patient.

:angry:
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Warning- grumpy out of practice CL on deck.
 
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