the 100% directionless thread

ChaseZ33 said:
After 6 months as an RN I can take TNCC for free at my hospital :D
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I could make the Evil Empire pay for it, since I'm FT and been there over 6 months... but they do reimbursment. The volly dept I joined (just for this reason, and other training classes they'll pay for) pays up front for it.
 
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Had to have something new find it's way to my desk...
 
On my last call last night, I had to check out an officer for neck pain after a suspect rammed his car. Officer was going to sign AMA, so being the smart *** I am, I said

"Press hard, 3 copies. This is not an admission of guilt, just a promise to contact the court within 11 days"



Oh yes, he lol'd.
 
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Sir I am a paramedic!

I am trained to whisper sweet nothings in your ear!
 
usalsfyre said:
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Had to have something new find it's way to my desk...
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I'm sorry about your divorce but I've got a question that's been bugging me.
Are you related to Chuck Norris?
 
Anjel1030 said:
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Sir I am a paramedic!

I am trained to whisper sweet nothings in your ear!
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You might want to go back to medic school and study anatomy some more...you got the genders reversed from the photo.:lol:
 
ffemt8978 said:
You might want to go back to medic school and study anatomy some more...you got the genders reversed from the photo.:lol:
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I was more referring to me putting it into practice lol
 
So I heard it was your birthday JPINFV...this goes to you:

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Happy birthday :):birthday:
 
fast65 said:
So I heard it was your birthday JPINFV...this goes to you:

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Happy birthday :):birthday:
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What goes up but never comes down?

Your age!!!


You know you're old when you sing along to elevator music

Or

you start every sentance with "nowadays"

Or

You and your teeth don't sleep together!


Happy birthday, since you're too old for gifts, the only thing you're getting is another year older!!!
 
fast65 said:
So I heard it was your birthday JPINFV...this goes to you:

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Happy birthday :):birthday:
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Thanks!

On a side note, I don't have internet at my apartment yet (clubhouse does, though), so I'm going to be around sporadically till Saturday.
 
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Dear patient I got to "admit" while on call last night (side note: we get day after call off, so wee! We also had journal club last night, so I got to roll up to the hospital about 2.5 hours 'late' after a free stake dinner), you're NPO because the specialist might want to do a procedure after he consults on you. It doesn't help anything to go AMA to eat lunch and then show up later after the consultant leaves for the day. Love, your OMS-III.
 
Happy Birthday JPINFV, remember age is just wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff and all that really matters is how old you feel :)
 
bigbaldguy said:
Happy Birthday JPINFV, remember age is just wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff and all that really matters is how old you feel :)
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Have you seen the new companion? They managed to top Amelia Pond!

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Not gonna lie, I really wanna get an FNH Five-Seven...I just can't justify spending $1100 on one. :ph34r:
 
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