the 100% directionless thread

[Achilles]

What do you call a cow with no legs??


Ground Beef.......

Do they make extra slutty olive oil? They can't all be virgins right?

 

[abckidsmom]

Do they make extra slutty olive oil? They can't all be virgins right?

You think this is funny?

We have a goal to keep the forums PG, OK? Make sure the language is family-friendly.

 

[NomadicMedic]

You think this is funny?

We have a goal to keep the forums PG, OK? Make sure the language is family-friendly.

I didn't didn't find that particularly offensive.

But that's just me.

 

[lightsandsirens5]

Hey man Sorry for the long time away... new jobs, school, and testing kicked my *** hard.

DUDE!!!! Hi!

 

[Achilles]

You think this is funny?

We have a goal to keep the forums PG, OK? Make sure the language is family-friendly.

Sorry, no one I've told it to thought it was offensive. Won't post it again.

what's red but smells like blue paint?

Red paint...

 

[NomadicMedic]

Another ...uh... Interesting night shift. We're at my partners parents house. His mom was kicked in the head by a mini horse! Yikes.

 

[lightsandsirens5]

Another ...uh... Interesting night shift. We're at my partners parents house. His mom was kicked in the head by a mini horse! Yikes.

So in other words your location is now somewhat accurate?

 

[TransportJockey]

DUDE!!!! Hi!

How's it going man?

 

[Achilles]

So in other words your location is now somewhat accurate?

Haha I was just thinking the same thing, except I was going to word it a little differently :rofl:

 

[NomadicMedic]

No no. That was my partner's mom. My location is at YOUR mom's.

 

[rmabrey]

Just passed my written test for my IPMBA EMS cyclist cert!

 

[Sasha]

Woohoo!

 

[Achilles]

I'm watching Super Troopers

 

[medic417]

Woohoo!

What? You trying to get my attn?:unsure:

 

[Sasha]

Yes my love. I haven't gotten any PMs from you recently. I'm heart broken.

 

[Sasha]

I'm watching Super Troopers

I didn't know that was on meow.

 

[Amberlamps916]

I'm excited for Prometheus.

 

[Epi-do]

Another ...uh... Interesting night shift. We're at my partners parents house. His mom was kicked in the head by a mini horse! Yikes.

So, how do you get kicked in the head by a mini horse? I mean, they aren't that tall.

I hope she is ok!

 

[ffemt8978]

So, how do you get kicked in the head by a mini horse? I mean, they aren't that tall.

I hope she is ok!

I'm guessing it was something like this:
http://www.emtlife.com/showpost.php?p=403128&postcount=26270

 

[medic417]

Yes my love. I haven't gotten any PMs from you recently. I'm heart broken.

I'm a Paramedic I can fix da heart.:rofl: