the 100% directionless thread

[STXmedic]

Correct. They also don't fart. They fluff hahaha

Or "poot" from what I'm told. I've never seen it in person though :unsure:

 

[DesertMedic66]

Or "poot" from what I'm told. I've never seen it in person though :unsure:

Personally I think it's a myth

Got a call today on event stand-by for LOC. The guy was extremely dehydrated with more then likely heat exhaustion but did not want to go to the hospital. For that call I wish I was in an area where EMTs can start IVs and infuse saline. Instead it was a slow process of having the guy drink water and Gatorade. Along with some food (history of the diabeets but had no way of testing BGl).

 

[Aprz]

I wouldn't be surprised if t/p is an abbreviation for transport. In my area, and I think on this forum too, a lot of people use txp instead (although txp is not an approved abbreviation in Alameda County or Santa Clara County).

 

[Handsome Robb]

I wouldn't be surprised if t/p is an abbreviation for transport. In my area, and I think on this forum too, a lot of people use txp instead (although txp is not an approved abbreviation in Alameda County or Santa Clara County).

Not going to lie, I'm pretty sure everyone was being facetious.

 

[Aprz]

 

[Handsome Robb]

No frowning!

 

[Aprz]

 

[Tigger]

Virgin Shirley temples on you! You guys will be seated at the kiddie table?

That is my drink of choice at this point in my life, I love watching the waitress's face when five beers get ordered and then she gets to me...

I love being able to order a beer in this country, it's going to be a tough two months at home!

 

[Sasha]

Correct. They also don't fart. They fluff hahaha

And a burp is a puff.

When I'm with my bestie I have this horrible habit of accidently fluffing, and then starting to laugh hysterically at it because we behave like five year olds, which makes me fluff again and I end up with a case of the walking/laughing fluffs.

 

[NomadicMedic]

Cardiac Arrest.

BLS performing CPR on arrival.

34 years old.

Screaming wife in the hallway.

Fixed it with...

 

[fast65]

Cardiac Arrest.

BLS performing CPR on arrival.

34 years old.

Screaming wife in the hallway.

Fixed it with...

Nice!

 

[abckidsmom]

And a burp is a puff.

When I'm with my bestie I have this horrible habit of accidently fluffing, and then starting to laugh hysterically at it because we behave like five year olds, which makes me fluff again and I end up with a case of the walking/laughing fluffs.

We call the walking ones "cropdusting," as in "I was cropdusting at Target yesterday, and fortunately no one noticed."

 

[Anjel]

We call the walking ones "cropdusting," as in "I was cropdusting at Target yesterday, and fortunately no one noticed."

Ya we call it that too lol

 

[Anjel]

I got to decompress an 83 y.o womens chest. Very cool.

 

[bigbaldguy]

I got to decompress an 83 y.o womens chest. Very cool.

Wow!

 

[Sasha]

We call the walking ones "cropdusting," as in "I was cropdusting at Target yesterday, and fortunately no one noticed."

Cropdusting is quiet. The walking fluffs is not necessarily quiet.

I have this horrible quirk that when I laugh it makes me have to pee. Or sometimes fluff.

24 going on 64.

Amazing we are talking about farting.

 

[STXmedic]

Cardiac Arrest.

BLS performing CPR on arrival.

34 years old.

Screaming wife in the hallway.

Fixed it with...

Love the MAD! Used it twice with Versed in the last two shifts with wonderful results! Chemical restraints are much less puckering when there's no needle involved

 

[NomadicMedic]

Yeah. The MAD rules. I'm a fan.

 

[fast65]

I got to decompress an 83 y.o womens chest. Very cool.

Quite the experience, isn't it?

 

[Anjel]

Ya lol it was like letting the air out of a tire.