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OMG, Just had a caller who decided to shove a clove of garlic up her vagina. For TWO freaking days!! And is now calling because its burning. She said it was a home remedy for her terrible yeast infection.... :rofl:
WOW!! :rofl:
 
firefite said:
According to the whole flight team no one is going to get charged because they did not transport.

@BBG yeah the hospital "forgot" to tell the SNF that the patient has a central line in place with meds being infused.
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Facepalm.

your skilled nursing homes must be different from my skilled nursing homes. Most of mine don't like IV's or PICC lines.
 
EMSDude54343 said:
OMG, Just had a caller who decided to shove a clove of garlic up her vagina. For TWO freaking days!! And is now calling because its burning. She said it was a home remedy for her terrible yeast infection.... :rofl:
WOW!! :rofl:
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Dude. TMI.

WAYYYY TMI.
 
Jon said:
Facepalm.

your skilled nursing homes must be different from my skilled nursing homes. Most of mine don't like IV's or PICC lines.
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Same here, although I have seen patient's with multi-lumen ports in SNFs. Mostly for dialysis though.

Around her a PT like that would go to a tertiary rehab hospital until they no longer needed the line and the med infusions.
 
EMSDude54343 said:
OMG, Just had a caller who decided to shove a clove of garlic up her vagina. For TWO freaking days!! And is now calling because its burning. She said it was a home remedy for her terrible yeast infection.... :rofl:
WOW!! :rofl:
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Did she put it through a garlic crusher first... you know... to increase the surface area?

Besides, garlic goes well with fish. (Yes, I know, the whiff test is for bacterial vaginosis, not candidiasis.)
 
JPINFV said:
Besides, garlic goes well with fish. (Yes, I know, the whiff test is for bacterial vaginosis, not candidiasis.)
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nom nom nom :rofl:
 
Jon said:
Facepalm.

your skilled nursing homes must be different from my skilled nursing homes. Most of mine don't like IV's or PICC lines.
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None of the SNF in my area accept patients with any kind of lines.

This patient needs to be on hospice care. He is septic, has pneumonia, has colon cancer, prostate cancer, liver failure, 5 MIs in the past 3 months, and starting to show signs of Resp failure.

How he is still alive I have no clue. But it's not really a life in my opinion.

He can't speak, can barely move, too weak to follow directions.
 
My partner and I, along with two EMTs, just got our collective asses kicked by an 87 year old diabetic with a sugar of 47.

He put a whuppin' on us.

Haha. Got a line and 1/2 an amp of D50 later he was very apologetic.
 
n7lxi said:
My partner and I, along with two EMTs, just got our collective asses kicked by an 87 year old diabetic with a sugar of 47.

He put a whuppin' on us.

Haha. Got a line and 1/2 an amp of D50 later he was very apologetic.
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Dontcha love that?

My favorite was the one that was screaming and fighting and yelling for her husband to "just give me the :censored:ing glucagon"

Turns out she was an ex-EMS provider recently diagnosed as insulin-dependent. She'd felt it coming on, but went downhill too fast to self administer, and her husband wasn't comfortable.
 
chat party right meow
 
firefite said:
Had a flight crew fly down from Northern California to Southern California to fly a patient from a hospital down here to a Skilled Nursing Facility up in Northern California.

We transport to the flight crew to the hospital and it ends up that the SNF will not accept the patient because of a central line and some medications being infused. The Doctor at the sending facility refuses to change the line or meds.

So the flight crew gets cancelled. Yeah that is a first for me.
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I see SNFs are the same everywhere lol


JPINFV said:
Did she put it through a garlic crusher first... you know... to increase the surface area?

Besides, garlic goes well with fish. (Yes, I know, the whiff test is for bacterial vaginosis, not candidiasis.)
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If you bring up the whiff test one more time. Im gonna smack you.
 
Finally taking CEVO!
 
Has anyone else heard about this movement? Pass the word!!
Kony 2012!!
Not a political campaign.... jfyi
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc&feature=colike[/YOUTUBE]
 
EMSDude54343 said:
Has anyone else heard about this movement? Pass the word!!
Kony 2012!!
Not a political campaign.... jfyi
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc&feature=colike[/YOUTUBE]
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I've heard about it, and this was my thought about most of it.

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My spidie-sense is tingling. Something just ain't right. It is gonna be a long several days waiting for that shoe to drop.
 
fast65 said:
I've heard about it, and this was my thought about most of it.

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Actually, the guy who made the video has cared about the kids for over a decade. :confused:

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Chimpie said:
Actually, the guy who made the video has cared about the kids for over a decade. :confused:

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I am also sure the guy who made the video will be enjoying his new 10 million dollar house in the bahamas. ;) I am sure they will enjoy being care free, and work free for the rest of their life.
 
Chimpie said:
Actually, the guy who made the video has cared about the kids for over a decade. :confused:

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It's not particularly referring to the maker of the video, but to some of the people who posted it. From what I have seen personally (i.e. Facebook), the people who posted it are the ones who did it just to jump on the band wagon so to speak. They're the ones who never gave any thought to the children, or even people of another country, and then after finding the Kony 2012 video, they all of a sudden have been the biggest supporter of human rights known to man.

Now don't take this as a reference to all of the people who post the video, it's just a observation I've made.
 
fast65 said:
It's not particularly referring to the maker of the video, but to some of the people who posted it. From what I have seen personally (i.e. Facebook), the people who posted it are the ones who did it just to jump on the band wagon so to speak. They're the ones who never gave any thought to the children, or even people of another country, and then after finding the Kony 2012 video, they all of a sudden have been the biggest supporter of human rights known to man.

Now don't take this as a reference to all of the people who post the video, it's just a observation I've made.
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It's an observation that I second.

They are all about saying "educate yourself" when all they have done is watch a 30 minute movie. Hardly educating themselves, then they run around reposting, spamming and preaching about this Invisible Children situation.

It's been going on for years now, it's not something new.

Yet again fast and I's generation being impulsive.... OCCUPY KONY 2012!!!!!!!!!!! :wacko:

I love being a part of this generation. Not.
 
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