the 100% directionless thread

[DesertMedic66]

Suspended? What did I miss?

I'm not the only one who missed that

 

[medic417]

I'm not the only one who missed that

She said I don't care what the protocol says they told me on emtlife to do it this way.

 

[Rettsani]

Guess who is back for a while?
Wiser and Focused???
Still and EMT... but is trying to move on???

I dont know. Is that you ^^^^^^ ?

 

[DesertMedic66]

She said I don't care what the protocol says they told me on emtlife to do it this way.

Haha. I'd love to be able to use what I learned on this site in the field. But I'm not gonna get fired for not following protocols, even if they are dumb lol.

 

[Anjel]

Long story. Big mistake my partner made. And they had to suspend the whole crew.

Im screwed. Anyone need a roomate?

 

[bigbaldguy]

F&&&&&&&@@@@@@$$$$$$$!

They are cutting 3 full time emts down to contingent. Based on performance. And since I was just suspended its not looking good.

Ok who'd you kick in the fork?

 

[fast65]

F&&&&&&&@@@@@@$$$$$$$!

They are cutting 3 full time emts down to contingent. Based on performance. And since I was just suspended its not looking good.

Yeah, but you're so awesome, thy even after being suspended you're still the companies best EMT

 

[medic417]

Ok who'd you kick in the fork?

"OHHHHHH Right in the mommy daddy button":blink:

 

[bigbaldguy]

"OHHHHHH Right in the mommy daddy button":blink:

ooo that's a good one I'm writing that one down.

 

[JPINFV]

I think I'm addicted to taking photos with long shutter times... Curse you Project 365...

 

[DesertMedic66]

I found the lightbar of my dreams for my truck. Gotta save up roughly $1,300.

 

[Handsome Robb]

Pt had 10/10 abd pain curled up in a ball on the floor.

Partner: "Ma'am how much methadone do you take?"
Pt: "30 mg"
Partner: "How often"
Pt: "every 3 hours, it doesn't always work though so sometimes I take a double dose."
Me to Partner: *sideways look* "Is our morphine even going to touch this?"
Pt: "Probably not"
Partner: "Ma'am I hate to say it, but you're probably right. We are gonna try anyways though!!!"
Pt: "You two are adorable. There's a pair of lucky girls out there."
Me: "If you find the second half of the pair please direct her my way "

Yea she was right. 10mg and it didn't even phase her or her 6mm kidney stone :wacko:

 

[Aprz]

Treatment plan for epistaxis: NPA and snow cones.

 

[usalsfyre]

Treatment plan for epistaxis: NPA and snow cones.

Or a super absorbent tampon....

 

[Nervegas]

Pt had 10/10 abd pain curled up in a ball on the floor.

Partner: "Ma'am how much methadone do you take?"
Pt: "30 mg"
Partner: "How often"
Pt: "every 3 hours, it doesn't always work though so sometimes I take a double dose."
Me to Partner: *sideways look* "Is our morphine even going to touch this?"
Pt: "Probably not"
Partner: "Ma'am I hate to say it, but you're probably right. We are gonna try anyways though!!!"
Pt: "You two are adorable. There's a pair of lucky girls out there."
Me: "If you find the second half of the pair please direct her my way "

Yea she was right. 10mg and it didn't even phase her or her 6mm kidney stone :wacko:

Try all the drugs!
http://qkme.me/35nsvu

 

[JPINFV]

Pt had 10/10 abd pain curled up in a ball on the floor.

Partner: "Ma'am how much methadone do you take?"
Pt: "30 mg"
Partner: "How often"
Pt: "every 3 hours, it doesn't always work though so sometimes I take a double dose."
Me to Partner: *sideways look* "Is our morphine even going to touch this?"
Pt: "Probably not"
Partner: "Ma'am I hate to say it, but you're probably right. We are gonna try anyways though!!!"
Pt: "You two are adorable. There's a pair of lucky girls out there."
Me: "If you find the second half of the pair please direct her my way "

Yea she was right. 10mg and it didn't even phase her or her 6mm kidney stone :wacko:

RSI for pain management?

Try all the drugs!
http://qkme.me/35nsvu

I was hoping for that meme based on the rest of body of the post.

 

[bigbaldguy]

Pt had 10/10 abd pain curled up in a ball on the floor.

Partner: "Ma'am how much methadone do you take?"
Pt: "30 mg"
Partner: "How often"
Pt: "every 3 hours, it doesn't always work though so sometimes I take a double dose."
Me to Partner: *sideways look* "Is our morphine even going to touch this?"
Pt: "Probably not"
Partner: "Ma'am I hate to say it, but you're probably right. We are gonna try anyways though!!!"
Pt: "You two are adorable. There's a pair of lucky girls out there."
Me: "If you find the second half of the pair please direct her my way "

Yea she was right. 10mg and it didn't even phase her or her 6mm kidney stone :wacko:

Just one of the many downsides of long term narcotic abuse.
Do you guys have Toradol? I have limited experience with it but it does seem to be even more effective at relieving kidney stone pain than narcotic pain meds.

 

[abckidsmom]

Wow! My parents just showed up here with a new 46" flat screen tv! Woot!

 

[firetender]

Wow! My parents just showed up here with a new 46" flat screen tv! Woot!

Now the trick will be to make sure they leave it there!

You can do it, you're a miracle worker!

 

[usalsfyre]

Getting sincerely worried about the possibility of divorce :unsure:...