Totally saw a lady like this in the ED lobby a few weeks back after dropping off a patient. Hers were 6 or 7 years long, and yes, I totally asked all th questions no one else wanted to.
Sweet lady, but sadly she informed me hers were not quite "Guinness Book" worthy.
Things that disgust me:
1. Penetrating eye injuries.
2. Emergency c-sections.
3. Nails so long that they are described in years, not inches.
Oh right, yeah. Tuck the hair in the shirt or under the patient.