I've transported a few...
The lamest/saddest one was a 17 year old kid with mental retardation. He had had a "tantrum" (PD's words), so his grandmother called PD. PD tried their typical aggressive must-control-everything approach, and the kid responded poorly and aggressively (not his fault, that's how he reacts to that sort of stimuli)...and they put him on a 5150 hold.
The meanest Psych was a 14 year old girl that weighed a whopping 110lbs. We wrestled with her for 15 minutes to get her restrained, only to pop her hands out of our restraints. She liked to kick and bite.
My most memorable Psych was a 21 year old women with epilepsy that use a walker. The story starts with my partner and I getting dispatched to a PD arrest scene for someone that was pepper sprayed. The story, it turns out, was that this women was angry with her boyfriend, so she dragged herself, 3 year old son, her walker, and a hammer down to where his car was parked and booted behind the apartment complex she lived in. She then proceeded to beat on the car with the hammer. Police show up, tell her to drop the hammer, and the 3 year old pulls away from mom to split. Mom swings around to grab kid, and the police think she swinging at the kid. The pepper spray her into oblivion.
I show up to find a 21 year old, 100lbs women sobbing and snotting onto the car, in handcuffs and bent over her walker ( which was in front of her) and the car. Yes, PD pepper sprayed a person that needed a walker to get around. She gets transported to local ED for eval.
Fast forward 6 hours and my partner and I getting our proverbial donkeys handed to us.
Dispatched to ED for a psych transfer. yay.
We walk in and it's the Pt from before, only no one bothered to tell her she was going to ETS (Psych facility). She's been there before, and doesn't want to go back. the sight of the gurney loosed the dogs of war and it was on. Imagine the exorcist scene. This patient is going for broke. Cursing, screaming, flailing, biting, kicking, hitting...everything. Her mother is equally as loud, only she's praying and laying over the top of Pt. Pt's neighbor, a 400+lbs black woman, is in the corner singing Amazing Grace as loud as she can.
There are 6 of us trying to restrain here. Everytime she tries to bit she makes this high pitched packman sound (
like this at 1:04). I wasn't quite fast enough and she got my hand, but only enough to get my glove, which she tore off my hand then proceed to flail it around in her mouth like a dog with a chew toy while making growling sounds.
Eventually doc came in, yelled, "F this," and juiced her up with some Ativan. She slept nicely after that.
Turns out her family had lied to her about where she was going to go. Never lie to a patient, especially a psych patient.