Pretty self explanatory. Was just sitting at a red light and a lady pulled up and signaled for me to roll down my window. Did so and she asked- "Where do I get (muffler muffled engine sounds)?" "What? I can't hear you!" "Where (muffle garble hand gesture at her car." I look at my partner, and he says, "I think she said keys." Me, "Did you ask about keys?" "Yes! Car keys! Where do I get them made?!" ......... "Um.... I don't know. Home Depot? The hardware store?" (I point at the Lowes across the street.) She proceeds to throw her hands up, start cussing, and drive off. Yeah, lady, cause my giant ambulance says "Yellow Pages," not "911 Paramedics".... Any other gems? I've got tons believe me.