oldschoolmedic
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My first as an emt was a brand-new, bright yellow, Porsche 911 Targa versus telephone pole at over 100 mph. Seems the gentleman in question declined to stop for the officers who wanted to speak with him, so he guns it. Well, that aggravated the boys in blue just a wee bit. They promptly gave chase down this two lane suburban road. One of the new officers had recently learned about this PIT maneuver thingy and was he itching to try it. He got his chance when the Porsche slowed to make a left hand turn. That little love tap (which was caught on dash cam) sent the Prsche spinning across the ditch until it hit the telephone pole, right on the driver's side door.
If you do not know what a Targa roof looks like, picture a T-top with no center bar. Now that places the driver's head right in the middle of the A post, and B post with nothing over it. When the car hit the pole it flipped up on its side, then dropped back on the ground. The guys head was crushed, he dented the pole with his melon. My partner, ever the smarta** told me to put the monitor on the guy, so I did. Upper leads went on fine, however when I put the LL lead on my hand slipped up inside the patient. He had apparently ripped open when his ribs hit the driver's side door with the window down. I told my chuckling partner that all of the leads were in place and he could run his strip and recover the leads (LL still inside the body) I was gonna start the paperwork.
All of this call was caused by a blown headlight, that's all he was gonna be stopped for. He would have gotten a "get it fixed repair ticket" and gone home.
As a paramedic, a dead guy who had been murdered and stuffed in a hide-a-bed by his ex-roommate. The roommate paid the rent out for a couple of months and skipped town. The body was found when the stench became overwhelming to the neighbors (which was saying a lot in that part of town).
After my first call I thought this was what every call would be like, boyohboy was I naive.
If you do not know what a Targa roof looks like, picture a T-top with no center bar. Now that places the driver's head right in the middle of the A post, and B post with nothing over it. When the car hit the pole it flipped up on its side, then dropped back on the ground. The guys head was crushed, he dented the pole with his melon. My partner, ever the smarta** told me to put the monitor on the guy, so I did. Upper leads went on fine, however when I put the LL lead on my hand slipped up inside the patient. He had apparently ripped open when his ribs hit the driver's side door with the window down. I told my chuckling partner that all of the leads were in place and he could run his strip and recover the leads (LL still inside the body) I was gonna start the paperwork.
All of this call was caused by a blown headlight, that's all he was gonna be stopped for. He would have gotten a "get it fixed repair ticket" and gone home.
As a paramedic, a dead guy who had been murdered and stuffed in a hide-a-bed by his ex-roommate. The roommate paid the rent out for a couple of months and skipped town. The body was found when the stench became overwhelming to the neighbors (which was saying a lot in that part of town).
After my first call I thought this was what every call would be like, boyohboy was I naive.