Who would be the worst EMS trainee?

[usalsfyre]

intubation...your doing it wrong.


on another note

Not nearly as big of a problem in EMS as say, general surgery....

 

[EMT B]

what the hell are you talking about? his narrative on his report would probobly be- patient needed more bar-b-que sauce!

 

[mycrofft]

"OK, Mudblood; you win. I'll lift the head end".

 

[TheLocalMedic]

 

[mycrofft]

Caption, please?

 

[TechMedic]

"What seems to be the problem today?"

 

[ATFDFF]

 

[VFlutter]

"What seems to be the problem today?"

Just don't let him spike the Saline

 

[mycrofft]

"Everyone gets a cric"

Just remember: "Crikey! Thyrotomy!".

 

[mycrofft]

Just remember: "Crikey! Thyrotomy!".

 

[mycrofft]

I'm here to give report, Chief, Doc, er, Nurse....

 

[hogwiley]

Remember Francis from Stripes. Who introduced himself with the line "any of you *#%$ touch me, and I'll kill you"

 

[mycrofft]

I keep posting photo of Johnny Depp as the Mad Barber in Twopenny Opera doing a cric...and it keeps disappearing!

 

[mycrofft]

Remember Francis from Stripes. Who introduced himself with the line "any of you *#%$ touch me, and I'll kill you"

That do it?

 

[hogwiley]

That do it?

Thats the guy! Francis, but said everyone calls him psycho, and said if anyone called him Francis he would kill them.

Thanks.

 

[74restore]

Sergeant Hulka- "Lighten up Francis, one of these men might save your life one day.."

.. "Then again, maybe one of us won't."

 

[mycrofft]

My turn to drive...I LOVE EVOC

 

[Glucatron]

Patient wakes up after a narc overdose to this...h34r:

 

[Steveb]

I am going to get you the help you need to beat your drug addiction.
Patient : But I'm having chest pain..

 

[Household6]

♪♫♪♫ I'll be ready.... I won't let you out of my sight ♪♫♪♫♪♫