Who would be the worst EMS trainee?

When was your last colonoscopy? :lol:
 

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Third Extrication Amputation This Week.

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Why, WHY do these calls always come to ME!?
 
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Annie are you okay? So, Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?

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Anyone say Hannibal Lecter?
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Oh, how about Honey Boo Boo's Mom?
(If you don't know who "Honey Boo Boo is, be thankful!)
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Much blood. Such wow. Plz dnt cough on me.

Doge.
 

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Too cute to be a trainee. But great mascot.
 
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"What was the potassium level again?"
 
Is that the new 9mm Beretta IO infusion initiator?
 
Is that the new 9mm Beretta IO infusion initiator?

Nah, just the delivery system for neuroplumbic therapy. Effective for all med conditions.

"Warning - neuroplumbic therapy may result in significant trauma, morbidity and mortality. Do not use neuroplumbic therapy if you have not exhausted all other tx options and or you have a psychological illness. In rare cases, a second tx with neuroplumbic therapy may be required to accomplish the desired clinical outcome..."
 
Nah, just the delivery system for neuroplumbic therapy. Effective for all med conditions.

"Warning - neuroplumbic therapy may result in significant trauma, morbidity and mortality. Do not use neuroplumbic therapy if you have not exhausted all other tx options and or you have a psychological illness. In rare cases, a second tx with neuroplumbic therapy may be required to accomplish the desired clinical outcome..."

Supratentorial kinetic plumbosis. With a cupric jacket.
 
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