Who would be the worst EMS trainee?

[mycrofft]

Know-it-alls

OR the following for the kiddies:

"Never mind your prattling, patient. You have paraneoplastic vapors. And you recently were stationed in India, own a small dog, walked past the Tottenham train station….".

 

[SSwain]

Well...it seems I have lost all my run reports when my hard drive crashed.

 

[TacomaGirl]

lmao!

 

[Mthom]

"Your foot hurts? Your foot hurts? I ain't BLS, pal!"

Or my personal favorite, "I can't hear you!"

 

[TheJammer]

There is such a thing as pushing too hard and too fast.

 

[smorkal42]

Did I do that?

 

[Run with scissors]

Basically any politician, because they can't see the obvious problems with anything.