Well, I litterally do live in the middle of a cornfeild in Indiana, a quarter mile of narrow lane actually. I have done work for our paid department, but thats rare. Most of my work comes from the local vollunteer fire, keeping them alive until the paid guys show up with their fancy oohhh look at me, I actually get paid so it doesnt matter if you have more experience as an EMT-B than I do I'm still better than you.
My biggest problem is that I live 6 minutes out of town so on medical calls my job mainly consists of dealing with the cot. I actually do find myself making excuses to spend the day at my brothers house in town since its only a block from the station (and when I do that we never seem to get a call until I go home). I'll be honest with all of you, I do love EMS, but I really get off on fires.