What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums This Year?

[MMiz]

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums This Year?

And as in past years, we have trolled the data for the finest examples of insertions showcasing extraordinarily bad luck and/or ingenuity.

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[DesertMedic66]

Our patients or ourselves? :huh:

 

[Achilles]

Who puts a spoon in their penis

 

[grump]

If it doesn't fit you must aquit. Or something like what was said at OJ's trial.:rofl:

 

[MMiz]

I once jabbed my ear with a q tip. After a few days of pain I went to the doctor and was told to keep anything smaller than my finger out of my ear.

Do doctors really not clean their ears with q tips? Maybe all of those years of medical school make them qualified q tippers.

 

[abckidsmom]

I once jabbed my ear with a q tip. After a few days of pain I went to the doctor and was told to keep anything smaller than my finger out of my ear.

Do doctors really not clean their ears with q tips? Maybe all of those years of medical school make them qualified q tippers.

My grandma always listens to every. Single. Thing. Doctors tell her to do. She bought a ear water pick thing. $50.

 

[MMiz]

My grandma always listens to every. Single. Thing. Doctors tell her to do. She bought a ear water pick thing. $50.

I like to believe I live life on the edge. I still q-tip.

 

[abckidsmom]

I like to believe I live life on the edge. I still q-tip.

Me too. I once found a 2 mm section of q tip stick in my sons ear. Like down in next to the eardrum when I was just routinely looking in there with the otoscope to check his tubes. He's a trip, that one.

 

[lightsandsirens5]

Who puts a spoon in their penis

Forget the spoon! Who puts a FORK in there?????

 

[mycrofft]

Had a pt who had a nightime regimen of plugging his ears with cotton. Something interrupted him one time so he only removed ONE of them one morning...we saw him about three weeks later.
ew.

 

[JPINFV]

While I can claim to only be intimately familiar with a single penis, how big are these penises that these random objects can actually fit inside them?

 

[ffemt8978]

Okay, I have to admit...

The dixie cup in the nostril seems like it would take a lot of work to acomplish. That, or somebody has a humongous nose.

 

[Aidey]

Me too. I once found a 2 mm section of q tip stick in my sons ear. Like down in next to the eardrum when I was just routinely looking in there with the otoscope to check his tubes. He's a trip, that one.

I one pulled a toothpick out of the ear drum of a pt (I was working in a clinic).

 

[Anonymous]

Cucumber in the rectum.... Again

 

[mycrofft]

 

[CANDawg]

Ahem...


"STUCK TOY IN RECTUM AND BROKE OFF, SAW MOM INSERT TAMPON AND MIMICKED"


Someone get that kid some counselling.

 

[mycrofft]

W%$ne LaPierre

 

[mycrofft]

Their database

http://databases.sun-sentinel.com/news/broward/ftlaudNEISS2011/ftlaudNEISS_list.php

 

[Shishkabob]

Surprisingly in my years in EMS, I have never run a "Can't get it back out" call... except for the one time a lady got her finger stuck in a liquid candle trying to get the wick out.

 

[mycrofft]

HAd a fellow with a long story about how the Aryan Brotherhood in San Quentin had given him a snitch party, put glass tubing up his urethra and smashed it. He always c/o pain (got meds for it too, good ones) and always had slight visible blood in urine. Turned out he was macerating his meatus to produce blood to get narcotics.

Missed seeing the naked woman with her hand stuck in the Insinkerator.