Top 10 Ways To Be a TV Medic

[Ambulance_Driver]

My latest column on EMS1.com.

Y'all enjoy, and stay safe.

 

[DillR]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[DrParasite]

I read it, it's awesome, I am forwarding it to a coworker of mine, its hillarious!!

 

[bigbaldguy]

Who knew I was undersexed for a medic. I'm gonna have work on that lol I'm pretty sure the abs are a pipe dream though.

 

[NomadicMedic]

I had abs. Once.

 

[usalsfyre]

I had abs. Once.

I've got an ab. Singular...

 

[DesertMedic66]

I had abs. Once.

I have abs........... They are just hidden by a little layer of warmth.

 

[Sandog]

Six pack abs are for sissy's. I am working on a keg

 

[Sandog]

My latest column on EMS1.com.

Y'all enjoy, and stay safe.

A writing style like yours can't be taught, it is a gift. Bravo Mystro... B)

 

[Ambulance_Driver]

Six pack abs are for sissy's. I am working on a keg

You beat me to it. I had a keg once, now it's more like a Coors party ball.

 

[Tommerag]

That was great got a good laugh out of it

 

[Aidey]

What happens if you have clevage and abs?

 

[bigbaldguy]

What happens if you have clevage and abs?

Anabolic Steroids And Gynecomastia, Female Breast Development In Men?

 

[Aerin-Sol]

Anabolic Steroids And Gynecomastia, Female Breast Development In Men?

or a sex goddess

 

[bigbaldguy]

or a sex goddess

I've never been a fan of the "cut" look on women but I'm a fat pasty ogre of a man so I'll be the first to admit it could be subconscious resentment and jealousy.

 

[AmeriMedic21]

WOw, Its all so clear now! lol, i got a kick out of that!!! good job

 

[Aidey]

Anabolic Steroids And Gynecomastia, Female Breast Development In Men?

I'm totally a chick.

or a sex goddess

lol! That might be a little much for a 4 pack. How about aspiring sex princess?

Cue JP with that "this thread is worthless without pics" banner.

 

[EMTCLM]

That was absolutely hilarious! Great job!! :lol:

 

[socalmedic]

What happens if you have clevage and abs?

:wub:

 

[mintygood]

Kelly, you forgot to mention when a pt "code browns" during cpr. haha