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[TTLWHKR]

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/04/08/...ain686690.shtml

Hoots the Owl explains the benefits of healthy fruits with a song called "A Cookie is a Sometimes Food," to Cookie Monster, on "Sesame Street."




WHAT IF COOKIE MONSTER STARTS EATING FIG NEWTONS?

 

[rescuecpt]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Jun 6 2005, 02:03 AM
WHAT IF COOKIE MONSTER STARTS EATING FIG NEWTONS?

He'll be more regular?

 

[Wingnut]

Originally posted by rescuecpt+Jun 6 2005, 08:24 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (rescuecpt @ Jun 6 2005, 08:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TTLWHKR@Jun 6 2005, 02:03 AM
WHAT IF COOKIE MONSTER STARTS EATING FIG NEWTONS?

He'll be more regular? [/b][/quote]
It's not a cookie it's cake!

 

[emtffboop]

cookie monster has been my idol for as long as i can remember. i think that i know all of his songs. its a tragedy about what he is doing. when me and my son see cookie monster, we both get excited.
yeah i know that i sound lame, but hes always been one of my favs. everyone has a favorite childhood character and cookie is mine.

 

[Jon]

Why? Too much Styrofoam?



Really... this is a terrible, terrible tragedy... He hasn't gained a pound in 20+ years... will we see a fat, old root-beer drinink cookie monster???

 

[TTLWHKR]

But we've only seen the top half of him for 20 years... In the flesh.. well.. fur anyway. You can do anything with a picture. he prolly weighs 300lbs under the table.. and it's all fat down there because they had to cut his legs off from severe diabetes. That's what he gets for eating nothing but cookies for 30 some years.

You notice he has no teeth either... :blink:

 

[TTLWHKR]

And the apple with eyes is very disturbing.

 

[MedicPrincess]

OK...ENOUGH!!!

This is REEEE..DICULOUS!!!!

He is COOKIE MONSTER for crying out loud!!

He is NOT veggie monster...

or Fruit monster...

or eat Healthy Monster..


He is COOKIE MONSTER

He eats cookies...loves cookies..


They need to LEAVE MY COOKIE MONSTER ALONE!!!!!!!!

 

[Phridae]

Originally posted by EMTPrincess@Jun 8 2005, 07:02 AM
OK...ENOUGH!!!

This is REEEE..DICULOUS!!!!

He is COOKIE MONSTER for crying out loud!!

He is NOT veggie monster...

or Fruit monster...

or eat Healthy Monster..


He is COOKIE MONSTER

He eats cookies...loves cookies..


They need to LEAVE MY COOKIE MONSTER ALONE!!!!!!!!

Right on, Sister!

:lol:

 

[Jon]

Originally posted by Phridae+Jun 8 2005, 09:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Phridae @ Jun 8 2005, 09:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-EMTPrincess@Jun 8 2005, 07:02 AM
OK...ENOUGH!!!

This is REEEE..DICULOUS!!!!

He is COOKIE MONSTER for crying out loud!!

He is NOT veggie monster...

or Fruit monster...

or eat Healthy Monster..


He is COOKIE MONSTER

He eats cookies...loves cookies..


They need to LEAVE MY COOKIE MONSTER ALONE!!!!!!!!

Right on, Sister!

:lol: [/b][/quote]
Amen!

 

[TTLWHKR]

Originally posted by MedicStudentJon+Jun 9 2005, 06:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MedicStudentJon @ Jun 9 2005, 06:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by Phridae@Jun 8 2005, 09:54 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-EMTPrincess

@Jun 8 2005, 07:02 AM
OK...ENOUGH!!!

This is REEEE..DICULOUS!!!!

He is COOKIE MONSTER for crying out loud!!

He is NOT veggie monster...

or Fruit monster...

or eat Healthy Monster..


He is COOKIE MONSTER

He eats cookies...loves cookies..


They need to LEAVE MY COOKIE MONSTER ALONE!!!!!!!!

Right on, Sister!

:lol:

Amen! [/b][/quote]
YOU'RE WRONG.

 

[Margaritaville]

Good Lord,

Next thing you know we'll hear its not ok for Oscar the grouch to reside in the trash can.

 

[Phridae]

Originally posted by TTLWHKR+Jun 9 2005, 07:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TTLWHKR @ Jun 9 2005, 07:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by MedicStudentJon@Jun 9 2005, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by Phridae@Jun 8 2005, 09:54 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-EMTPrincess

@Jun 8 2005, 07:02 AM
OK...ENOUGH!!!

This is REEEE..DICULOUS!!!!

He is COOKIE MONSTER for crying out loud!!

He is NOT veggie monster...

or Fruit monster...

or eat Healthy Monster..


He is COOKIE MONSTER

He eats cookies...loves cookies..


They need to LEAVE MY COOKIE MONSTER ALONE!!!!!!!!

Right on, Sister!

:lol:

Amen!

YOU'RE WRONG. [/b][/quote]
and you're mean.

 

[Stevo]

i bet evil Burt's behind this....

 

[TTLWHKR]

Originally posted by Phridae+Jun 10 2005, 01:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Phridae @ Jun 10 2005, 01:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Jun 9 2005, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by MedicStudentJon@Jun 9 2005, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by Phridae@Jun 8 2005, 09:54 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-EMTPrincess

@Jun 8 2005, 07:02 AM
OK...ENOUGH!!!

This is REEEE..DICULOUS!!!!

He is COOKIE MONSTER for crying out loud!!

He is NOT veggie monster...

or Fruit monster...

or eat Healthy Monster..


He is COOKIE MONSTER

He eats cookies...loves cookies..


They need to LEAVE MY COOKIE MONSTER ALONE!!!!!!!!

Right on, Sister!

:lol:

Amen!

YOU'RE WRONG.

and you're mean. [/b][/quote]
and you have no sense of humor ..

 

[TTLWHKR]

Big Bird is now plagued by years of heavy drinking following the death of Mr. Hooper. His mother drank heavily, which explains his constant Jaundice appearance.

 

[vtemti]

Big Bird, Cookie Monster, Bert and Ernie, etc.. None of them held a candle to my favorite drummer:

ANIMAL

 

[TTLWHKR]

Originally posted by vtemti@Jun 21 2005, 09:37 AM
Big Bird, Cookie Monster, Bert and Ernie, etc.. None of them held a candle to my favorite drummer:

ANIMAL

Who?

 

[TTLWHKR]

And did you ever wonder why Bert and Ernie live together and sleep in the same bed most of the time?

When I was a child I thought they were either best friends or brothers.


Now.. However, I bet they are gay! Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[CodeSurfer]

I hate sesame street. If I have kids they will never watch it. <_<