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A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it. She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, says, "Well that's great, just great. Some jerk's got my pen."
 
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That's just sick.... I have this visual of some guy running around with a Bic or a Papermate shoved up his arse.... LMAO :lol:
 
Funny, when I heard this I don't think she said "jerk". :blink:
 
"***"?

that makes it even funnier :lol:
 
You know the funny thing is that I speaking from a nurses point of view would be one of those that would say something like that cuz I am very possessive (sp) about my pens I'll let someone borrow one but I make sure It doesn't get any further away from my hand.
 
With me you dont have to borrow my pen for me to lose it, I usually set it down when I have to get up to do something and I never see it again.

:(
 
Originally posted by CaptainPanic@Sep 15 2005, 07:46 PM
With me you dont have to borrow my pen for me to lose it, I usually set it down when I have to get up to do something and I never see it again.

:(
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me too. <_<
 
Originally posted by ShortHairedPunkette@Sep 16 2005, 12:12 PM
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Oh crap :blink:
 
Originally posted by Wingnut+Sep 16 2005, 03:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wingnut @ Sep 16 2005, 03:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ShortHairedPunkette@Sep 16 2005, 12:12 PM
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Oh crap :blink: [/b][/quote]
This can't be the same person can it??? :unsure:

I can't imagine SHP casting himself as a female... he's has too great of a insecurity complex as it is...

This must be someone's idea of a joke. :o :blink:

This one is too cheerfull to be SHP (I HOPE!!!!!!)
 
No, it's not.
 
Originally posted by Wingnut+Sep 15 2005, 07:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wingnut @ Sep 15 2005, 07:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-CaptainPanic@Sep 15 2005, 07:46 PM
With me you dont have to borrow my pen for me to lose it, I usually set it down when I have to get up to do something and I never see it again.

:(
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me too. <_< [/b][/quote]
I have people like you to thank... for my lovely collection of drug rep pens!
 
I *always* lose pens. I always have to "acquire" more usually from the hospital. It's a really bad problem... maybe I need professional help. :lol:
 
Originally posted by Summit@Sep 18 2005, 12:45 PM
I *always* lose pens. I always have to "acquire" more usually from the hospital. It's a really bad problem... maybe I need professional help. :lol:
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You're just NOW realizing that??? :lol: :lol: :P

I couldn't help myself :D
 
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