the 100% directionless thread

My shift just picked our vacation days at con Ed today. Even though I'm at the bottom of the ladder, I still got all my first pick for all 4 weeks of paid vacation. I love my job!
 
I now need to decide if I'm going to Fire School or not. The letter just came in the mail today. Decisions, decisions.
 
Oh, how game theory is alive and well with the rotations lottery. Why did they have to change the algorithm this year?
 
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Oh, how game theory is alive and well with the rotations lottery. Why did they have to change the algorithm this year?
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I also love how they've made what used to be the least competitive phase now the most competitive phase of the lottery...
 
Very upset with local PD and dispatch right now.

Our MDT was down. We get dispatched for a psych transfer priority 3. Dispatch didnt know if the scene was secure or if pd was on scene.

We do a little drive by and PD is there. We go up to the house and fire and PD say shes crazy but she is secure and ready go. She is sitting on the porch with all her bags packed and sceaming for us to call her toys r us and she needs her tegredol levels checked.

I secure her to the stretcher.with.straps x5. She goes for her purse but starts throwing up instead. So I manage to get her five bags away from her.

We get to the ER. Turns out she had.sharpened scissors and a kitchen knife on her.

Yea thanks PD. Real secure. Grrrr.
 
Who wants to take my trauma module exam for me tomorrow? I'm not worried but I'm not excited to sit through a 300 question test. blah. I want a beer right meow...but that definitely would not be a responsible choice the night before an exam.
 
We got chewed out by a nurse for bringing in an 18 y/o f c/o shoulder pain secondary to blunt force with a door frame basic, just because she had chest pain earlier in the day (that she didnt tell us about) just cause she has a childhood Hx or postural orthostatic tachycardia..............She chewed me out more when I said technically I had her in a sitting position so i did treat it
 
New goal in life:

Reverse common phrases when grammatically neutral, such as using "or/and" instead of "and/or."

Why? The lulz of course.
 
Been a pretty mellow day so far. Went to a cool CE on compartment Syndrome and got a free lunch. Plus, I have a medic student today. The lesson I've taught today? Sometimes the best medicine is no medicine. So far, so good.
 
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Hmmm, debating whether or not I should wear a tux to my company's Christmas party
 
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Planning my second and third cruise. I'm hooked.

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i know its only day 2, but I like my job already. Im going to try to keep it that way. Also, my preceptor is awesome.
 
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