fast65
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I hate the dark so much...coincidentally, does any remember the show "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"?
the 100% directionless thread
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Two fire trucks and somebody from the rapid response unit have turned up down the street.
Never thought I'd see the fire service actually doing something instead of sitting on their arse playing scrabopoggle and watching telly. Mark the date and time, you know this is clearly earth shattering.
Oh also dear microbiology you suck, I hate you, compared to you chemistry is interesting. Never thought I'd be saying that.
I turned down the opportunity to do some supplementary cardiology tutoring for the Paramedic (old Intermediate Care Officer) course, I don't care anymore. Never thought I'd be saying that.
And to top it all off I got out bed before sometime in the afternoon .... I feel so productive!
I guess this is a day of firsts?
Never thought I'd see the fire service actually doing something instead of sitting on their arse playing scrabopoggle and watching telly. Mark the date and time, you know this is clearly earth shattering.
Oh also dear microbiology you suck, I hate you, compared to you chemistry is interesting. Never thought I'd be saying that.
I turned down the opportunity to do some supplementary cardiology tutoring for the Paramedic (old Intermediate Care Officer) course, I don't care anymore. Never thought I'd be saying that.
And to top it all off I got out bed before sometime in the afternoon .... I feel so productive!
I guess this is a day of firsts?
Sasha
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I'm gonna kill two little girls. I was duped. They weren't sick.
"I want pizzzzzzsaaaaaaaaaa and sooooooddddaaaaaaa and caaaaanddddyyyy" nope you come home sick you get soup and crackers and water.
"i wanna play the Wii and go outsiiiiiiide" nope its naps and sponge bob for you.
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"I want pizzzzzzsaaaaaaaaaa and sooooooddddaaaaaaa and caaaaanddddyyyy" nope you come home sick you get soup and crackers and water.
"i wanna play the Wii and go outsiiiiiiide" nope its naps and sponge bob for you.
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random
"tell the devil i say hey when you get back to where your from" (favorite lyric at the moment)
the contents of my left pocket... $7, a blue ticket for something and some lint.
Detailed play by play of my last call: 19 yo female attempted to hang herself from a swing set with a dog collar and a belt.
anything else random.... i could really go for some pepperoni pizza with ranch dressing right now... oh yeah and the ninja kid
h34r: from down the hall is gone
"tell the devil i say hey when you get back to where your from" (favorite lyric at the moment)
the contents of my left pocket... $7, a blue ticket for something and some lint.
Detailed play by play of my last call: 19 yo female attempted to hang herself from a swing set with a dog collar and a belt.
anything else random.... i could really go for some pepperoni pizza with ranch dressing right now... oh yeah and the ninja kid
h34r: from down the hall is gone
bigbaldguy
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Maybe the devil did get you
I don't talk to him anymore, he's a big poo poo head and him and I just do not get along
It's much easier to go to your GP and save up several refills of tricyclic antidepressants ... hmm reminds me, I should stop by the pharmacy while I'm getting groceries.
I'll be making that for lunch today, I even make my own dough from scratch, none of that frozen stuff!
I told him to bugger the bloody hell off, I was sick of his always trying to ruin my life and that if he kept it up I was going to bust a cap in his bottom.
What, I am too freaking skinny to actually put up a fight so it's easier just to pop him
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bigbaldguy
Former medic seven years 911 service in houston
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bigbaldguy
Former medic seven years 911 service in houston
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Two fire trucks and somebody from the rapid response unit have turned up down the street.
Never thought I'd see the fire service actually doing something instead of sitting on their arse playing scrabopoggle and watching telly. Mark the date and time, you know this is clearly earth shattering.
Could be worse, could be the Houston FD
katgrl2003
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UGH! *Bang head against wall*
Sasha
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My condolences Kat. It appears to be really hard to get rid of your annoying fungus.
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JPINFV
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medic417
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It's not nice to call her boyfriend a fungus.
katgrl2003
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You aren't kidding. Looks like I need to start packing fungus remover next to my troll repellant.
Sasha
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I would never call USAF a fungus! Why do people think I was referring to a person?
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JPINFV
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adamjh3
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Heh, my crews already look at me like I'm a whacker for bringing my own steth. I can't imagine what they'd say when I bust out my own cuffs :rofl:
I think I'll just keep in nice and shiny for my stand-by job
Unrelated: A credit score in the mid 700s is okay, right?
NomadicMedic
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Take it from someone who's buying a house, a credit score in the mid 700s is pretty decent. And bringing your own stethoscope does not make you a whacker. Bringing your own stethoscope in your car that's covered with flashing lights… That makes you a whacker.
fast65
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Agreed, I'm one of the few that actually brings my own stethoscope. There's no way that I'll use one of the stethoscopes my company provides, they suck and it creeps me out to use something that's been in dozens of peoples ears.
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