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The [former] Browns spotted this at Barnes & Noble

Brown was accused of being a redneck

*Brown takes off Brown's cowboy hat, scratches Brown's bald spot, spits on the ground

Brown dont hardly reckon thems people on about what they know about :D
 
I have a high index of suspicion that "What is Jail?" was in reference to the EMS Monopoly game presented a few posts prior to the question. I suspect this based on the fact that Jail is capitalized, indicating it refers to something specific with that name, as opposed to jail in general. The fact that Jail is a specific place on a Monopoloy board reinforces my suspicion that the question was about it.

To answer the question with the assumption that I am correct, I can say this: Jail is Jail. Most, if not all, variants of Monopoly, both by Hasbro/Parker Brothers as well as licensed variants (most in America are produced by USAopoly), maintain the four corner spaces identical to the standard plain version. EMS Monopoly is no exception.
 
Oh Brown agrees that this bloke was asking "what is jail on EMSopoly?"

Jail in EMSopoly is mandated hold-over or call-back which consists 12 hours of clinically futile cardiac arrests and Nana alarms :D
 
MrBrown said:
Oh Brown agrees that this bloke was asking "what is jail on EMSopoly?"

Jail in EMSopoly is mandated hold-over or call-back which consists 12 hours of clinically futile cardiac arrests and Nana alarms :D
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14 hours posted on a street corner, in the middle of winter, at night, in a van ambulance. That's a prison.


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n7lxi said:
14 hours posted on a street corner, in the middle of winter, at night, in a van ambulance. That's a prison.
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Nah dude thats not jail, thats hell.

And you know what with a job like that you are going to end up getting a chest pain or sick person which ends up being a clinically futile cardiac arrest like 15 minutes before your shift ends, on the other side of your response area, just as morning rush hour begins to build.
 
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MrBrown said:
Nah dude thats not jail, thats hell.

And you know what with a job like that you are going to end up getting a chest pain or sick person which ends up being a clinically futile cardiac arrest like 15 minutes before your shift ends, on the other side of your response area, just as morning rush hour begins to build.
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So your familiar with one of my former employers I see...
 
usalsfyre said:
So your familiar with one of my former employers I see...
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Sure am, did you not notice Edwardo Benjamin Juarez Ambulancia de Brown the mechanic? Usually hung out with Louie the dispatcher and Latka, the other mechanic ... hang on

Ambulance calls City 3
City 3, finished refuelling, returning for watch change
CIty 3 redirect, for ALS, cardiac arrest

*Brown says foul, foul words and pounds on the dashboard

Come on Black, lets not take the motorway, maybe the crew at that job will terminate while we are still responding ....
 
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n7lxi said:
14 hours posted on a street corner, in the middle of winter, at night, in a van ambulance. That's a prison.


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As long as we can keep it running I prefer posting winter nights over summer nights. Keep the heat on, and people dont come knockin up cuz it's too cold to be out.
 
Ah! Interview with AMR tomorrow!
 
I got an interview for a per diem EMT-I position with the 911 company here next Tuesday!!!! Woohoooooooo! It's gonna be tough sitting through class for the rest of the day
 
My buddy gave me his old paramedic textbook. If I have this thing knocked out before school starts, I'll be a champ.
 
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