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MrBrown said:
So Brown had John Lennon and Paul Harrison today

Tell you what, they don't look a thing like Brown thought they did :D
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Seriously?
 
Pizza, Beer and Hot Wings......

Anyone that doesn't think that combo is the best sucks.
 
Heres an out there question: I'm heading to a 3 day camping/music festival this weekend. Bringing your own alcohol is prohibited as they sell it inside for exorbitant amounts. They seacrh cars on the way in (not sure how thorough). Anyone have any tips or suggestion of hiding alcohol in cars? Maybe with the spare tire in the boot/trunk? im thinking about hollowing a large load of bread and hiding a vodka bottle inside etc. :rofl:
 
So no one from my company has been laid off in a long time according to supervisors and the general manager. Today an employee was given a pink slip. So now I'm not to sure on how much job security I have now :unsure:
 
the_negro_puppy said:
Heres an out there question: I'm heading to a 3 day camping/music festival this weekend. Bringing your own alcohol is prohibited as they sell it inside for exorbitant amounts. They seacrh cars on the way in (not sure how thorough). Anyone have any tips or suggestion of hiding alcohol in cars? Maybe with the spare tire in the boot/trunk? im thinking about hollowing a large load of bread and hiding a vodka bottle inside etc. :rofl:
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There's always taking a quart of your favorite gatorade, and mixing it with your favorite variety of vodka. My go to mix is Fruit punch gatorade and Vanilla Stoli
 
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So I moved yesterday.

<Sarcasm>

This place is soooo wonderful. The bathtub was so clean I could see myself in it. Oh and that smoke smell??? I wish they made.fragrances like that. And who needs airconditioning??? This will save me soo much money on those hot summer days. And not to mention ill never have to buy razor blades again because there is an abundance of them on my patio. Ohh home sweet home.

/sarcasm
 
You need to use < and > too e.g. <taking the piss> and </taking the piss>

Gosh now that Brown thinks of it, Brown first learntedid HTML in 1996 :D
 
the_negro_puppy said:
Heres an out there question: I'm heading to a 3 day camping/music festival this weekend. Bringing your own alcohol is prohibited as they sell it inside for exorbitant amounts. They seacrh cars on the way in (not sure how thorough). Anyone have any tips or suggestion of hiding alcohol in cars? Maybe with the spare tire in the boot/trunk? im thinking about hollowing a large load of bread and hiding a vodka bottle inside etc. :rofl:
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What kind of car do you have...let's start there.


i personally used to love hiding things in the void where my third row seat was. When the third row seat in the truck was folded down, the legroom for the passangers back there was covered by the seat back. Left a nice sized void. The trunk had a one piece carpet that went over the folded seat...you would never know that I had a third row unless you knew I had the option installed. :D
 
A rum runner stored in the spare tire in the trunk.

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the_negro_puppy said:
Heres an out there question: I'm heading to a 3 day camping/music festival this weekend. Bringing your own alcohol is prohibited as they sell it inside for exorbitant amounts. They seacrh cars on the way in (not sure how thorough). Anyone have any tips or suggestion of hiding alcohol in cars? Maybe with the spare tire in the boot/trunk? im thinking about hollowing a large load of bread and hiding a vodka bottle inside etc. :rofl:
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Mouthwash bottle. A little bit of green and blue die...good to go.
 
Case of water bottles. Drink some water and replace said bottles with vodka and/or other clear liquor.
 
silver said:
Case of water bottles. Drink some water and replace said bottles with vodka and/or other clear liquor.
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I'm sure they are expecting / are aware of that, especially when you have a whole case of bottles with the cap seal broken.
 
Use a needle and syringe. Poke a hole in the water bottles at the very top, drain the water and inject vodka into it. Seals still intact ane little bitty hole is hard to find. Just dont let them tip the bottles over.

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lightsandsirens5 said:
Mouthwash bottle. A little bit of green and blue die...good to go.
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We did this on a cruise once. Only problem is whatever you put in the bottles will taste like mouthwash. Also they might wonder why you have 9 bottles of mouthwash....then again they might not.

In India they refill water bottles all the time using super glue to reattach the safety seals.
 
Linuss said:
I'm sure they are expecting / are aware of that, especially when you have a whole case of bottles with the cap seal broken.
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If you take your time you can open the bottle without breaking the seal.

My aunt once bought a plastic gas tank and filled it up with wine.
 
Today I learned that no matter how funny people think the clinical diagnoses of

"R/O Headache secondary to binge drinking"

and
"R/O behavioral instability secondary to breathing"

your NOT allowed to use them :wacko:
 
bigbaldguy said:
We did this on a cruise once. Only problem is whatever you put in the bottles will taste like mouthwash. Also they might wonder why you have 9 bottles of mouthwash....then again they might not.

In India they refill water bottles all the time using super glue to reattach the safety seals.
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Nothing wrong with a little bit of minty goodness to your wodka. :-P

Seriously though, that sounds yuck!


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