the 100% directionless thread

[Sasha]

Cant you get the passport card instead? Cheaper than a passport and good for Mexico,Canada,and the Caribbean.

It isn't good for air travel, which is the only reason I'd need an actual passport. My cruise originates and returns to the same port, so all I need is my birth certificate, unless I am an idiot and don't get back to the boat before it leaves the port of call.

Then I'd need an international flight home, and the passport card doesn't cut it for air travel, only land and sea travel.

I'd still have to go to the US embassy and get the passport thing worked out.

 

[Sasha]

BUT the whole catch 22 is that even if you do get left, your passport is most likely on the boat, sailing away without you, since it's unwise to carry your passport on your person.

 

[Anjel]

BUT the whole catch 22 is that even if you do get left, your passport is most likely on the boat, sailing away without you, since it's unwise to carry your passport on your person.

Umm...dont miss your boat lol

Problem solved

 

[MrBrown]

Great now Brown has "don't rock the boat" in Brown's head

Thanks a lot Sasha

It is all your fault!

Note: It is almost always Brown's fault, just ask Mrs Brown

 

[Sasha]

Umm...dont miss your boat lol

Problem solved

I don't think anyone plans on missing their boat.

I don't think it's a very real risk, because I am paranoid about time, I don't drink and I'm pretty sure just getting in a taxi and asking to be taken to the cruise port will get me back, but you never know.

 

[shfd739]

I have never seen a thread with so many views and replies - I wonder what the world record is?

Kudos to the OP.

The Land Cruiser forum has a thread that gets restarted every 15kish posts. It's on the 81st version now.

They start a new one every couple months.

 

[DesertMedic66]

Pssssh, I love haircuts. It could be because I've gone to the same lady since I was 7 and because there's usually a lady there that brings donuts...but it could also be because I like having my head molested

EDIT: There's a thread on one of the Mustang forums I frequent that's at 125k posts, but 257k is just crazy

My haircut is really simple that I could do it myself. However I still go to get it done because I have known the lady since I first had hair. $7 every month for a haircut isn't bad in my opinion.

 

[Anjel]

Mine is 40 every two months. Takes an hour.

im used to it. Lol

 

[Sasha]

My hair grows too fast.. I have to get it cut every few weeks.

 

[Sasha]

And including tip it's usually about $40. Grr.

 

[mct601]

I get my hair cut weekly at times. I hate any form of "shag".

I sometimes get mine cut weekly. I like mine very short.

 

[Anjel]

I get my hair cut weekly at times. I hate any form of "shag".

I sometimes get mine cut weekly. I like mine very short.

This is very repetitive lol

 

[usalsfyre]

Gotta love it when demented nursing home patients go walkabout in the middle of the night.

So I risk the general d-baggery of quoting myself because....

This just happened for the second time in two shifts. Door locks are not that expensive folks....

 

[usalsfyre]

I get my hair cut weekly at times. I hate any form of "shag".

I sometimes get mine cut weekly. I like mine very short.

Wife cuts mine. That way, it's Mrs. usalsfyre that's molesting my head

 

[Shishkabob]

Mrs. usalsfyre that's molesting my head

That's what she said.

So I risk the general :censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored:gery of quoting myself because....

This just happened for the second time in two shifts. Door locks are not that expensive folks....

Same patient?

 

[usalsfyre]

Same patient?

Different patient, different facility on different ends of the same road.

 

[mct601]

This is very repetitive lol

I have no idea what my computer did, but my point seemed to get across. haha

 

[MrBrown]

Mrs Brown molests Brown's head .... psychologically

 

[adamjh3]

Who here hates haircuts?! Yay. I do. I'm going in for the first time in like 8-9 months tonight.

I hate it. You have to sit still for over an hour in a place that smells weird as a total stranger molests your head and attempts to make awkward chit-chat with you. Then they ask you what you do for a living and they inevitably ask what your craziest call is or what-not and you have to eliminate like 8 crazy calls in your head before you reach one in memory that isn't wildly inappropriate to share with a stranger. Then you have to pay them lots of money and deal with itchy neck for the next 2 days.

HATE IT.

That's why I go to this Vietnamese lady who barely speaks English. Not much talking goes on when every other word out of your mouth is "huh?" or "I'm sorry...?"

That, and she's been cutting my hair since I was about seven.

 

[Anjel]

*wonders how mct601 likes his hair cut*