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Dammit, of course mine isn't on the list :/

I've read there's work arounds... basically just changing a line or two of coding with a root file editor
 
i got tired of using the cheap stethoscopes that we have in the rig and i ordered my own. i got my name put on it so it doesnt walk away soo easily.
 
iPhone > Droid

Dude! iPhone is so much > droid that you can't even put them in the same line to compare them!

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I've read there's work arounds... basically just changing a line or two of coding with a root file editor

Sounds way too complicated for my trivial mind :P
 
I love the iPhone, just can't afford it right now. So I am content with a android. B)
 
possibly in an ambulance from time to time as well.

You guys had to ride on an ambulance as part of your schooling? That was mandatory?


Oops.... :unsure:
 
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Things people have called and asked our police department to do recently: remove porn from the internet (regular ol' consenting adult porn), 60+ mile police escort to another city for a doctor's appointment, fix a broken car (home in the driveway) because the owner couldn't afford the part it needed.
 
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Things people have called and asked our police department to do recently: remove porn from the internet (regular ol' consenting adult porn), 60+ mile police escort to another city for a doctor's appointment, fix a broken car (home in the driveway) because the owner couldn't afford the part it needed.

All very legitimate concerns.

My instructor had someone call his station and when he requested that they hang up and call 911 they responded with "do I have to dial 541 first?"
 
Things people have called and asked our police department to do recently: remove porn from the internet (regular ol' consenting adult porn), 60+ mile police escort to another city for a doctor's appointment, fix a broken car (home in the driveway) because the owner couldn't afford the part it needed.

But... but... they're "emergencies" that they could no longer handle, so they called us for it! The caller defines the emergency, not us!


Right?! Right?!
 
Things people have called and asked our police department to do recently: remove porn from the internet (regular ol' consenting adult porn), 60+ mile police escort to another city for a doctor's appointment, fix a broken car (home in the driveway) because the owner couldn't afford the part it needed.

Would there be anything left online if someone took the porn away?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUifLbLVXFo[/youtube]
 
But... but... they're "emergencies" that they could no longer handle, so they called us for it! The caller defines the emergency, not us!


Right?! Right?!

I'm a lot more understanding of people calling for what they believe are medical emergencies.

I think my favorite medical call so far was for a 2-year old who chewed on a piece of raw bacon and immediately spit it back out. When I tried to figure out why the mom was calling, (ie, is he choking? huh?) she told me, "he's crying but I think it's because he's mad I took the bacon."

And yes, we had to send them on that.
 
Oh Fark.com, where would I be exposed to so many tasteless jokes on the intertubes if it wasn't for you.

/I'll kill the first person who mentions /b/. Seriously... kill...
 
You don't like /b/tards?
 
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